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HOMECOMING! where i post with Theo since he's not coming.

Oct 14, 2011 15:44

Who: Everyone who feels like it!
When: Friday, Oct. 14, starting at 7PM
Where: Mayfield Rec Center. Let the drones have their party at the school.
What: A grand American tradition, Mayfield homecoming!
Warnings: Underage drinking. Pranks a-plenty. Spiked punch x1000. Also the Major is coming.

( Mayfield loves to play fancy dress-up! )

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Awkward Chaperone is Awkward bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 06:18:41 UTC

*BEHOLD, the most awkward looking man in the history of any dance ever.

Sniper got guilt tripped into coming to this so that Miss Pauling can spy get to know more people and not look strange being here by herself. Doesn't mean that Snipes here isn't regretting EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF THIS. He's discovered the punch is spiked though, so he's just gonna.. hang out there for a while.

He's wearing a dark blue suit and actually looks rather handsome, but he feels totally ridiculous so he'll be more grouchy than usual. Come say hello. And feel free to make fun of him.*

Let's spread the awkwardness. prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 06:34:51 UTC

(Well, this is awkward. But Miss Pauling's just going to take a break from people watching for a bit and stand next to the Sniper. She feels that she should say SOMETHING to him, cause the poor man looks so uncomfortable.)

Umm...you look very nice tonight Sniper.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 06:37:50 UTC

Hn.

How's yer espionage going? *In other words, this better be bloody worth it.*

prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 06:41:25 UTC

It's been doing great so far, but I'm trying to stay away from the dance floor. The Major's there.

(She's getting a cup of punch now. Taking a sip, she immediately notes that it tastes a bit...strange.)

Sniper...have you tried this punch? It tastes...funny.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 06:45:03 UTC

That's cos about eight different people have snuck up and spiked it thinkin' they're the first.

*The most responsible chaperone ever right here.*

Who's th' Major?

prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 06:56:22 UTC

Ah. Somehow, I'm not surprised. Was the RED Pyro one of them?

(Her voice drops to a quiet mummer as she takes another sip. She's deliberately facing the Sniper as she's talking.)
The Major...he's someone I've been told to stay away from. Apparently, he's a dangerous person. He's the policeman at the dance floor. Don't let him know you're staring at him, or he might come to bother you.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 07:05:00 UTC

Not yet, but I'm sure once she does it'll be roight undrinkable.

*He glances over briefly at the policeman.*

Maybe I should 'ave brought my gun.

*Though he did have a pocketknife on him.*

prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 07:10:13 UTC

No, probably not a good idea. The less he knows of you, the better. If you brought a gun, he'd have reason to arrest you.

(She's such a liar; she has the revolver the RED Sniper gave her in her handbag.)

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 07:12:15 UTC

Unfortunately it's hard t' hide a rifle under this ridiculous getup or I would have brought it. I feel strange not having my weapons on me at all times.

prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 07:37:44 UTC

You could always get a small revolver from the RED Sniper. He's quite generous with his guns, as long as you're not a Spy.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 07:47:59 UTC

He already gave me th' rifle. I don't need t' go begging for guns off him. When my bows finished I'll at least have that. And with how boring working at th' garage is I'll probably have over a hundred arrows in no time.

prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 08:22:12 UTC

That sounds like a plan.

(Cue awkward silence.)

So, umm...how're you enjoying yourself?

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 18:13:53 UTC

I'm not.

*He's just gonna glare at everyone and everything right now.*

ooeeooahah October 15 2011, 20:15:03 UTC

[ That glare is a cue for a nosy neighbor to arrive with a pitcher from the table. Refilling their cups with more questionable punch, Ilsa does a horrible thing. ]

[ She asks an innocent question. ]

So, how is the night going for you both? Interesting choice of date venue.

Is it Ilsa-->Miss Pauling-->BLU Sniper now? prpl_assistant October 15 2011, 21:03:22 UTC

(Yeap, the night has officially turned into the most awkward night of her life. Miss Pauling's just going to turn really red again and stutter a bit, because she really didn't expect anyone to catch her and the Sniper together. Thank God that as far as she knew, the BLU Spy was droned and the RED Spy was still sulking about the RED Sniper to make an appearance.)

Umm...it's...not REALLY a date. We're, umm, just going as friends, right Sniper?

Sure! bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 21:13:33 UTC

*You are talking to the champion of line-facing here. So have some more of that.*

It's not a date.

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