Here Martha, here's your explanation to my trip home Saturday...

[maynard256]

So I went to Broadripple Saturday. Not only did my boyfriend not want to hang out (fucker), and not only did we go to bars that kind of sucked, I got to ride home with boys who felt the need to prove that they don't have small penises

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[nnicoll]

I had a friend who drove crazy and scared the crap out of me. He just got his car defected and has lost his liscence. Karma. The funny thing was that he was doing nothing illigal when it happened.

[maynard256]

That's odd. Did the cop just not like his shirt or something? Maybe his haircut?

I think I get in trouble with cops more because I look odd. I'm not that cute Hollister wearing blonde. I don't just get warnings out the wazoo.

[nnicoll]

Well.... I guess that talking on your phone whilst in your car is still against the law....

[maynard256]

That's silly.

[uglygreencouch]

I hate those fucking srt 4 neons. People buy them and think they're hot shit. IT'S STILL A FUCKING NEON AND YOU'RE STILL A DOUCHEBAG! uggghhhh....

[maynard256]

Thank you. That's what I said the entire night. Even before the ride home. I don't care how much power it supposedly has, it's a Neon and I'm not impressed.

[verytwistedmind]

Does your boyfriend usually drive when you guys go out on dates?

[maynard256]

Uhh... yeah. Why?

[anonymous]

LMAO!!!!
yeah..we were totally hoping the cops would chase him too and smack him around a bit. hey, at least he paid for all of our covers though. heheh.
love you girl :)

[maynard256]

Yeah, he's alright. I don't dislike him or anything, he's just an idiot.

It's good to know that I wasn't the only one hoping my hardest for him to get caught!

love you, too!

[bitterwhiteguy]

Street racing = Darwin in the 21st century