Why do homework when I can annoy birds that come to my window?

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Let me sum up my day for you in South Park quotes.

OH GOD DON'T CARE

DON'T CARE DON'T CARE DON'T CARE

I JUST WANT MY OKAMA GAMESPHERE

My name is on this web site. WEIRD!

http://www.iaap-indynorthside.org/

Surgery Director: Why don't you want to work here anymore?

Me: (short version) The people I work with never help me. All they do is take and take and take and I am tired of it. I'd like a little bit of help in return once in a while.

Surgery Director: Why do you want help from idiots?? You don't NEED their help!

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Best email closing line evar.

My boss:

Chill the fuck out, I got this!!! (referencing this macro)

Pissed off,
Roger

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HD is best

I am so damn excited. I am sitting in class and my professor is explaining the difference between childLESS and childFREE. She made a big deal out of the fact that there IS a difference ( Read more... )

THIS IS SO CUTE

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/01/kingsford-goes.html

I WANT ONE!