Here's a recap of the time since I last posted a "real entry". This list is in no certain order, just what I can think of at the moment. This will be a chintzy little entry. BRACE YOURSELF... *fart ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I've been a horrible LJ-er lately.

I blame my mom.

I'm just a heart attack waiting to happen. I just melted a big deli piece of colby cheese on top of a big deli piece of colby jack cheese... And ate it plain.

SO GOOD!!

So last night I call Mike to see what he's doing. Lately he and I have been hanging out on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays, so I was going to see about hanging out since it was... THURSDAY. I call him, and it sounds like he's with a lot of people so I try to make it quick ( Read more... )

So the thing that I was talking about in the last entry... A girl at a bar just came up to me and started making out with me because she thought my lipring was hot. She didn't ask, she didn't let me know what she was doing, HELL, she and I had NEVER MET BEFORE, she just DID IT ( Read more... )

You know what? I REALLY don't understand some people. Some people have really got balls. Big, hairy, sweaty, confident balls ( Read more... )

I haven't been around for what seems like forever. Well, I'm back I think ( Read more... )

So, there's an earlier entry that goes along the lines of: BEST. SEX. EVAR.

Well, now I've REALLY had the...

BEST.

SEX.

EVAR.

Good GOD.

Hahaha, I LOVE keeping everyone in the house awake all night.

On purpose.I really thought my heart was going to explode at one point. After I was sure that my heart wasn't going to stop, I felt like my ( Read more... )

February 2006I'm sorry that I can't do anything other than tell you the truth. It's a horrible affliction -- honesty. I think I fuck myself more than I help myself when I open my mouth. I've learned to live with that even though a lot of other people haven't ( Read more... )

Written by wendynatThank you, South Dakota ( Read more... )