How dare you try and silence me, there will be a hefty price to be paid for that. I am the Baron and I will not stand for this outrage, when I am through with you, you will be unrecognizable to that pitiful pack of mongrols you call a family. Let it be known I will not stand for this, and you better watch out mazeltov kreuger!

The baron strikes again. You thought you'd heard the last of me, but isn't that always the way. I've been galavanting all about town with the boys. And those who care for their genitals best beware, we are on the hunt. It's cock hunting season ya know ( Read more... )

To all:
T. Marzetti's guacamole dip is delectable. I suggest you all go out and buy some immediatley and slather yourselves in it, and have a loved one lick it off.

Ok so I took one of those quizzes that are so wildly available on the internet these days. I didn't bother copying and pasting it into my journal, cause I am just lazy. But anyway, it was to determine what high school sterotype you are, and to no real surprise I was deemed a 56% Punk/Rebel. What I like about these quizzes, and especially in this ( Read more... )

As per my usual it's been awhile since last I left you without a dope rhyme to step to. It is a new year and I am not in the holy land like I had planned to be. Thats ok, miss heavy D required my assistance in accompaning her to the emergency room. That was fun. I've never been to an emergency room before, there were other patients who felt it ( Read more... )

This kid I work with told me a story that he heard when the writer Chuck Palhuinik(?) gave a lecture at his school. He was talking about adolescent sexual fetish or something to do with the weird shit teenagers do to get off. Anyway this one story tells of a young man who enjoyed sitting on the filter/suction at the bottom of his pool because he ( Read more... )

I've been on the road to nowhere and have found my way back. I have many an exciting tales to be told. While thumbing my way down the cape I came upon an inn who hosted clients from the afterlife. The inn would appear to be a nexus for those travellers on an endless journey between life and death. They walked its halls sharing their stories with ( Read more... )

This night brings many a dark warnings to those who are without their dead man's hand's. The fowl stench permeates the air with centuries old decay and all will shiver in their sleep as I stalk the evening. I throw caution to the wind and live without warning, for the Baron fears no one. Should ye cross my path they best to look away for I will ( Read more... )

Time seems to be moving at a much greater pace these days. I suspect that some madman is responsible for this. Whoever he is he must be stopped, before I miss the opportunity to take control of my life. I have yet to become famous for my outstanding performance collaborations. Those being "Pondering aloud" and "It's all brown in the end", the ( Read more... )

This will be a fun new summer with my new superman colored speedo. It is toit, and it shows off all I have to offer. In other news it is Debi's birthday and this is a celebritory occasion. Now that I am an Alumni I have engaged in the truth of my life of slackerdom, which surprisingly follows us into our twenties. I should be getting an important ( Read more... )