I hate being drunk. I hate it. I'm never drinking again.

I over-analyze and complicate things when I am bored. Hell, I do that when I'm NOT bored, but I tend to let it get out of control every once in awhile at particularly low points in my life. I'm going to suck it up and find a life continue leaving my house and being social.

To those of you who've been putting up with me: THANK YOU!!

I am confused.

I've been reading feminist literature on the sexual revolution and it is making me sad. I learned a lot of stuff I really wish I hadn't, and I will never look at sex the same way again.

HOWEVER, the coolest thing I learned today: William S. Borroughs is a woman-hater to the extreme.

Cody: heh. this is the greatest line. "It's not that I'm bad.... it's just you're so good I don't need more than three minutes."

Mir: The last guy I did said that to me ;)

Mir: He's all like "usually, it takes me 45 minutes. With you, 2"

Mir: I let him get away with it because I like to think I'm good

Mir: So you should try that one

Once, I thought I was polyamorous. It turns out I just want a bunch of guys to worship me. Who knew?

In an effort to be more independent and intelligent and FABULOUS, I have begun my quest for perfection. Again.

I plan to develop an active social life and meet new people and learn new and interesting things, and basically stop being so damn stupid. AGAIN! So far, I have a Trigun date with Aaron Calvert this Wednesday, a movie date with Linz ( Read more... )

I feel boring and stupid. I'm going to make a conscious effort to get out more and learn a bunch of new shit 'cause sitting at home on the internet all day every day isn't really doing it for me...

Nothing makes me happier than Harry/Ron Slash Fic. Nothing.

There are not enough boys on earth to give me the attention I crave. I'm going to need at least five boyfriends at once to meet all of my insane demands. Well, five boyfriends and a husband.

Me: I'm going to start a harem.

Jer: You realize you're going to have to lower your standards. *cruel giggling*

Hmmppff!