:)

..and a personal note to Sheldon Adelson, the Koch brothers, Linda McMahon, and your peers:

Democracy is a harsh mistress.

So if you believe in God and a hurricane lands on top of the Republican National Convention in Tampa...

What's he trying to tell you?

Is this thing on?

If anyone still checks LJ, let me know and I'll get you the new address.

The new place has far fewer stairs, FYI.

I sent out an evite for my birthday, so check your spam folders. If you didn't get it, give me an email address and I'll send it again.

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I just figured out how to make my hair into a bun that holds itself.

Fear me.

Whichever one of you is using my gmail address to respond to craigslist ads for forcible gay rape fantasies...

I've met the love of my life thanks to you..

Just kidding. Seriously, if harassing me on the internet is the best you can do keep it up. I can use the comedy.

Happy damn new year to all of you fuckers too.

:)

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I feel so dirty.

*shiver*