so i'm in my mechanics of materials class at noon today, and our professor, who is 70+ years old (just imagine your grandfather, or some other cute type old man for the rest of this story), throws up a piece chalk and tries to catch it, for no reason at all. well he misses because he is very old, but he picks it up and tries again. again he ( Read more... )

( the what? )

I spent most of my time smoking and drinking milk as beer. I became very depressed and pessimistic

( i can't even remember the last time i didn't have work to do. )

happy birthday to one ms. liza harrington. you made it another year without dying. i owe you a medal.

( note to self: take naps, they are more productive than lj )

on this day, twenty years ago, a child was born that would change the face of humanity as we know it. this bright, shining star would touch upon hundreds of peoples lives and make them realize how precious a gift life really was. some would say god's gift to mankind, but in actuality closer to god's gift to himself, almost too good to share with ( Read more... )

so we kinda have a new president. it's the same old bush, but now i don't see a reason why he would maintain a moderate front, seeing as there's no chance of re-election. should be an interesting 4 years. and by interesting, i mean long and painful. i realize that there is a good amount of permanent damage that could be done in the next four ( Read more... )

our appartment just got an 8 week old kitten, and it is cute as shit. it's a girl but the roommates thought that that is too gay so they changed it to a boy and named it 'snipes'. hopefully the roommates will smarten up and realize that we don't need the responsibility of a tiny cat in the house, so if you want to visit her/him you need to get on ( Read more... )

i think someone more ambition than i should make a sit-com about jesus and god living together in a kind of 'married with children' atmosphere, but without children and without being married. jesus would be a swinging thirty-something that has moved back in with dad (god) 'cause his girlfriend thought she could do better, and god would be an over- ( Read more... )

monday is over with. tuesday: no school, wednesday:school, thursday: only going to one class. the only thing that stands between me and the weekend is one day of school and a lab report. ouch, i think i just killed my work ethic.