Checking the Mic: First Edition

[mc_zabuza]

    I've been looking over my LJ for the longest time now, and I've learned something; I haven't ranted in a good long while.  So, we here at the Afro-nomicon; being seldom of sound mind, have decided to start doing a new segment we like to call, "Checking the Mic" With your Host, MC Zabuza.  Anyway, lets kick this pig!

Now normally, I have

Comments

[bigcreepygaijin]

"You people make me want to puke with your cutesy shit!"
...And yet, how many times have I seen you participating in the same vomit-inducing behaviour?

Remember the Half in that half-fiend. Perhaps you weren't punished by being sent up here; you very well might be here to gather intelligence on us. In that case, I'd say we're helping your work along rather splendidly, eh?

Butcher and barbecue all the children you want, but you might want to leave mine alone. After all, he'll probably make a damn fine general for your infernal armies.

[mc_zabuza]

Yeah that might be the case, so far I've found a lot interesting things about the human animal, not to mention the "half" in half fiend.

One of the things I should have invested on is a simple "Endure Elements" spell, I decided to be "smart" and walk to the HEB after I dropped off my Family Dollar Ap.

Heat Stroke, the silent annoyer.