I feel I have to write something; write anything, in a media that the masses will see; or at least make some passing glance over.  I've been reading a lot of Transmetropolitan for the past few hours, and my journalistic desires have been piqued ( Read more... )

    I hate my music sometimes.  I just need to get it out there in the open.  I hate my music sometimes.

Don't mind me, getting emotions onto paper so I'm not backlogged with them.

    No Checking the Mic this week folks, well, to any of you that look forward to this kind of thing.  Long week, hurt my foot, don't feel like ranting and raving.

    "The Cosmos is expanding, every minute, every day, but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray."
-Stephen "MC" Hawking

Ah, my favorite time of the week.  It's time once again for another edition of "Checking the Mic" with MC Zabuza; thats me.
This week I'm doing a subject that has been one of the biggest annoyances in my ( Read more... )

    WARNING: The following is my attempt at making my own version of the joke, "The Aristocrats".  This joke is obscene, vile, filthy, and everything that makes me me.  If you are the extremely sensitive type, do not read this post.  This is your one, and only warning.

A man walks into a talent agents office, and looks him in the eye and says

"Boy ( Read more... )

    I've been looking over my LJ for the longest time now, and I've learned something; I haven't ranted in a good long while.  So, we here at the Afro-nomicon; being seldom of sound mind, have decided to start doing a new segment we like to call, "Checking the Mic" With your Host, MC Zabuza.  Anyway, lets kick this pig!

Now normally, I have ( Read more... )

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    Have you ever wondered, what sound a vampire makes when its engulfed in a Torrent of Hellfire?  Let me tell you something folks, that sound, is the best, fucking, sound, EVER~!

So I had my Changeling Game today, and I brought my CD player with me, and the group goes into their Vampire chat.  Normally, I can't stand vampires, they are beneath ( Read more... )

    I'm feeling silly right now.  Just, you know, absoloutly bonkers?  It's times like this that I kinda wish I had toon force access, I swear I'd cause car wrecks with Banana peels, or throw pie's at people.  Man, that would be Awesome.  And now, for no reason, The Beef Cake skit, as Done by One Largo Groundshaker and Kiri-Jolith.

KJ: "Hey you!  ( Read more... )

    So today was supposed to be the day I get my Speeding ticket paid off, and before I even go to bed I've been getting hassled by the Bus Website and it's lack of a navigateable page.  Afterward, I gotta get up and get to the bus station, so I hurry out the door without breakfast or one half of my morning ritual, and when I get to the right bus, ( Read more... )