Homer: "The Simpsons are goin' to Delaware!"
Lisa: "I wanna see Wilmington!"
Bart: "I wanna visit a screen door factory!"
Marge: "Yup - Delaware has it all!"

Damn It ( Read more... )

La La La ( Read more... )

I am so fucked.

Well i am fucking glad our congress didnt waste 700 billion of my hard money on banks. Here is MY economic stimulas proposal ( Read more... )

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Ladin is still alive," Bin Ladin himself decided to send George W. Bush a note in his own handwriting to let Bush know that he was still in the game ( Read more... )

UPS Airlines ( Read more... )

Hello,
I should update more. but alas i dont. Life is stress filled lately. I am hungry. hahah

Okay, My Job is dangerous. Yes i work with the Navy, but it isnt the terrorists who are trying to kill me. No it is a much more evil precence, it is Mother Nature ( Read more... )

I wanna a girl ( Read more... )