things that suck really bad ( Read more... )

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

so i had my meeting with my academic advisor today about my classes that I need to take to get into the nursing program... and i know that i already fucked up my four year guarantee... so now i'm on a five year plan for winona. which has it's benefits and has its huge drawbacks ( Read more... )

yeahkristi014: your not drunk yet!

Auto response from emjay112: ohhhhh drunk drunk!

emjay112: lol no not yet
emjay112: hahaha
emjay112: and i shouldn't be tonight...
emjay112: cos i have an 8 am midterm tomorrow morning
emjay112: and am driving home right after that
emjay112: but am i anyways???
emjay112: ...of course i am.

bisonman63: but seriously if i dont see u over break i will have someone track u down...
bisonman63: and then kill u
bisonman63: not threatening u or anything
bisonman63: just tellin ya how its goin down

i'm freakin out here... i'm sitting here... thinking about nothing... and then i realized that it's march already. that means that april... is just a month away... which means aaron's leaving a whole lot sooner than i fucken thought he was.

i can't even imagine. i mean... i was miserable when he was gone for just 3 and a half months... and that ( Read more... )

fuck it.

I DO NOT:
- want to try to be strong
- want to try to not worry about it
- want to let it just work itself out
- want to do my homework
- want him to go

I DO:- want to cry ( Read more... )

Auto response from emjay112: so ya know what's REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!?!?! UGLY ASS MAN LOOKIN NEIGHBORS AND THEIR GAY ASS FUCKEN BOYFRIENDS WHO COME OUT INTO THE LOUNGE WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE TALKING TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AND MAKE OUT WITH EACHOTHER RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRUUUGGGHHHHH ( Read more... )

so funny story ( Read more... )