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[mcconaughey]

I was nudged something like thirty-six times last night. Luke Wilson, this one goes out to you. Amelia Warner, you'll get yours eventually, but this one has the Willie Nelson song about gay cowboys, and I thought it was more apropos to pick the gay Texan, I don't know

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[williams_m]

Is it possible that I am your first comment? I'm amazed. I was going to put that song in my last update but I changed my mind. I like it, though. They should have put it on the soundtrack. I'm going to go click all your little links now.

[mcconaughey]

It is! Before I forget, I have beem meaning to tell you that you should never undefault that icon, you're absolutely gorgeous there. You should have done it, although I am still highly amused at that Talkshow Boy one. It's funny how all of these things are coming out of the woodwork now that the movie has got a lot of heat behind it. I was reading in National Enquirer or the Examiner, I don't remember which, about these two guys claiming that Brokeback was their love story. Only, you know, without the end part. I really had nothing for an update, I just wanted to plug my movie and put as many links as possible in and as little text as I could muster.

[sabullock]

I refuse to see that movie because you promised me an anniversary update and it never happened and if I had the ability to hate you, I now would. Unfortunately that's not an option as Making Sandwiches is still one of my favorite films ever and you're still one of my favorite people ever. So yeah, suck on that.. asshole.

[mcconaughey]

Not even to support Sarah? Come on, now, you know how grueling it was for her to pretend to like me all that time, you could at least give her her well-deserved props. I still have that, but I'm slack and never actually finished it and since the movie's out, I wanted to promote it and blah blah blah, I sound like I'm making excuses, but I'm really going to post it eventually and soon, along with some Very Embarrassing pictures of you and me. Haha, you're wonderful when you're insulting me.

[sabullock]

Psh, it's not hard to like you. My problem was always trying to 'not like you' and I'm sure she'll survive. Ha, there are some very embarassing pictures out there so that sort of frightens me and I actually at one point was going to post them but thought better of it. kfjatkear no I'm intimidating when I'm insulting you!

[mcconaughey]

Sure it is. I'm vile, I'm gross, I smell, I chew tobacco, and I'm from Texas! We both know that's the most cardinal sin of all. There's one of you somewhere dressed up as an indian. And there's another of you trying to lick my face, but I'll never show that one, because as I recall, I was wearing leather pants. Hahahaha, you are not intimidating, you're cute.

[mcconaughey]

Ever since I've heard it, I've been convincing myself that it was written with me in mind. I want to be in the video, but I hear Johnny Knoxville will be, blah. I figured your favorite would be the one where I got attacked by a dolphin.

[mcconaughey]

It's certainly not something that you see all over the place, but who knows, it might get all trendy now, and you'll see people walking around in chaps all over the place. I'm really not all that pretty and no one is supposed to get that much joy from a fish attack. With the exception of Jaws. I think that they are, but don't quote me on it. I skimmed over the article and that was what I remembered from it.

[eva_mendes]

Is Zooey Deschanel in this movie?

ps. Get on AIM. :(

[mcconaughey]

Not as often as she should be, I don't think. I pushed to get her first billing, but no one ever listens to me.

PS, >:O

[eva_mendes]

They should start! Gosh. But really, she's too cute for her own good, I kind of want to put her and her sister in my pockets and keep them forever.

PS, Remind me that I have presents for you when you come back from Neverland.

[mcconaughey]

Ahaha, Bones. I still need to watch that show. Zooey will always be my favorite Deschanel, though. There shouldn't be enough good genes in one family that they get two of them like that. If you put either one of my brothers in front of the camera, they'd be like, hi, talks about hunting.

I will! I am actually going now, haha.

[mcconaughey]

Possibly, I don't know anything about this movie except for the fact it's maybe not as awful as the Wedding Planner. I know what kind of movies you like, Kate Moss. We could do a Bogart marathon instead. Theaters are probably off limits unless you feel like watching us get frisky; I'm sure we'd feel bad if we happened to be on your couch. There are still nachos and cherry coke in that equation, though. That is brilliant, we'll threaten to destroy his property if he doesn't get us Oscars, why didn't we think of this before? PS, how disappointed were you with the extras on the Walk the Line DVD?

[mcconaughey]

Can you believe I got paid five million for that piece of crap? What's wrong with Jennifer Lopez? She's all sorts of fantastic and I really do like her caboose. I thought that you would like that suggestion. HAHA, I can just imagine you fake yawning and trying to feel me up, what is that, Mossy. I didn't know sno-caps came in packages that big. You are so fucking on, man. That was actually my favorite, too, but I'm still pissed the commentaries were so lame-ass. They just wanted to get it out before the Oscars and they didn't put enough time in it. Maybe they'll do a super extended version next year for Christmas.