It's never too early to talk about chicken. Don't some places serve chicken biscuits for breakfast? This is grilled, though, it's hardly the same thing. Unless you're talking about my brother.
Ahaha, are you kidding? I love it when you say things like that to me. No, no, no. The clear six inch spikes with the goldfish. My drag name is Veronica as in the Lake variety, not the one from the Archie comics. She might be mad that I'm not going to shave my legs.
Oh, you are not. But I'm definitely ghey, and so much that it's included in my surname. I read about your libidinous acts that you wrote about. I figured you got done touching yourself earlier today. Again, Skeet? My, my, my. I knew I had a nice voice, but I didn't know I was that good.
I was going to say something very crude about not needing to eat sandwiches when I can occupy my mouth in other ways.
Because I'm so young and spunky or because I'm a petulant brat? Kenny Chesney is an American legend, even if Renee Zellweger did go and break his heart. I certainly hope you think my tractor's sexy.
how very gentlemanly of you to restrain yourself. you play the harmonica?
i just used the word petulant on someone not even ten minutes ago, so it must be because you're so young and spunky. he scares me slightly but not enough to not listen to this thing for a third time in a row. i'll blame it entirely on the fact that yes, it really turns me on. :-*
It comes with the territory or something like that. Why, yes. Yes, I do. And the piano. Fingers, you know?
We must be psychic partners. Can I read your palm? I'm not that young, you know. In less than a month, I'll be officially over thirty-five. Which means I am middle-aged. That's scary. See? It's not that bad. My taste isn't utterly horrible. Why thank you, pretty girl. Hop on. We'll go for a ride.
I just put that in to see who'd notice. I don't even remember who I was listening to at the time. At least you have my accent to soothe you? Even if I am talking about chicken.
Of course I'm the crazy who would; you shouldn't have doubted that much. Now it's going to bug me forever like when someone reminds you of something that you can't remember and the answer is right on the tip of your tongue and it drives you crazy. Or just me..
I'm still laughing at how you pronounce 'boil' as 'bowl'
I knew you'd either notice that or remark on me lubricating chickens. I told you I cook with beer. I looked it up for you. I had just forgotten to name the file, but it was Blake Shelton's Austin. It's country, though, so it might make you want to stab your eyes out.
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i can see you as the baby. they ever give you any life altering nicknames? haha and damn you for making me want to download a song about a tractor.
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Because I'm so young and spunky or because I'm a petulant brat? Kenny Chesney is an American legend, even if Renee Zellweger did go and break his heart. I certainly hope you think my tractor's sexy.
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i just used the word petulant on someone not even ten minutes ago, so it must be because you're so young and spunky. he scares me slightly but not enough to not listen to this thing for a third time in a row. i'll blame it entirely on the fact that yes, it really turns me on. :-*
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We must be psychic partners. Can I read your palm? I'm not that young, you know. In less than a month, I'll be officially over thirty-five. Which means I am middle-aged. That's scary. See? It's not that bad. My taste isn't utterly horrible. Why thank you, pretty girl. Hop on. We'll go for a ride.
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I'm still laughing at how you pronounce 'boil' as 'bowl'
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Ahaha, shh, I do not.
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