She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

Oct 15, 2005 09:48

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charlizetheron October 15 2005, 14:02:56 UTC
It is far too early to be talking about chicken, McConaughey.

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:07:20 UTC
It's never too early to talk about chicken. Don't some places serve chicken biscuits for breakfast? This is grilled, though, it's hardly the same thing. Unless you're talking about my brother.

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charlizetheron October 15 2005, 14:08:33 UTC
Haha, no. I was talking about you moonlighting as a chef on Rosie O'Donnell. Do they call you Turkey? Pigeon, maybe?

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:10:42 UTC
Wild Goose. I feel sorry for Patrick, though. We call him Hummingbird.

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apeet October 15 2005, 14:19:12 UTC
This is a whole post about coming out, isn't it?

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:33:06 UTC
If it wasn't true, this comment might have offended me. I told Ellen Degeneres I'd wear stillettos for her.

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apeet October 15 2005, 14:34:20 UTC
I'm pretty harmless though and you know it. The Steve Madden sequinned ones?

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:37:35 UTC
Ahaha, are you kidding? I love it when you say things like that to me. No, no, no. The clear six inch spikes with the goldfish. My drag name is Veronica as in the Lake variety, not the one from the Archie comics. She might be mad that I'm not going to shave my legs.

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skeeterulrich October 15 2005, 14:33:33 UTC
Say "the liquid in the budweiser starts boiling" again, cause I liked that.

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:38:56 UTC
Thank you, Rosie O'Donnell. That's my sex voice, see? Are you in any way aroused? I turn on lesbians, so I'm sure you'll be no problem.

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skeeterulrich October 15 2005, 14:54:05 UTC
Well, but you see. I'm gei. So obviously this didn't work. Or perhaps it did and I'm touching myself right now, but hey, you'll never know.

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:58:09 UTC
Oh, you are not. But I'm definitely ghey, and so much that it's included in my surname. I read about your libidinous acts that you wrote about. I figured you got done touching yourself earlier today. Again, Skeet? My, my, my. I knew I had a nice voice, but I didn't know I was that good.

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leighwallace October 15 2005, 14:43:07 UTC
i always thought it was sex and sandwiches.

i can see you as the baby. they ever give you any life altering nicknames? haha and damn you for making me want to download a song about a tractor.

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:48:02 UTC
I was going to say something very crude about not needing to eat sandwiches when I can occupy my mouth in other ways.

Because I'm so young and spunky or because I'm a petulant brat? Kenny Chesney is an American legend, even if Renee Zellweger did go and break his heart. I certainly hope you think my tractor's sexy.

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leighwallace October 15 2005, 15:14:57 UTC
how very gentlemanly of you to restrain yourself. you play the harmonica?

i just used the word petulant on someone not even ten minutes ago, so it must be because you're so young and spunky. he scares me slightly but not enough to not listen to this thing for a third time in a row. i'll blame it entirely on the fact that yes, it really turns me on. :-*

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 15:50:59 UTC
It comes with the territory or something like that. Why, yes. Yes, I do. And the piano. Fingers, you know?

We must be psychic partners. Can I read your palm? I'm not that young, you know. In less than a month, I'll be officially over thirty-five. Which means I am middle-aged. That's scary. See? It's not that bad. My taste isn't utterly horrible. Why thank you, pretty girl. Hop on. We'll go for a ride.

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kreukkristin October 15 2005, 14:51:05 UTC
And I read this whole update trying to see if there were any clues as to what track 18 on Unknown's album could be

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 14:53:44 UTC
I just put that in to see who'd notice. I don't even remember who I was listening to at the time. At least you have my accent to soothe you? Even if I am talking about chicken.

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kreukkristin October 15 2005, 15:02:25 UTC
Of course I'm the crazy who would; you shouldn't have doubted that much. Now it's going to bug me forever like when someone reminds you of something that you can't remember and the answer is right on the tip of your tongue and it drives you crazy. Or just me..

I'm still laughing at how you pronounce 'boil' as 'bowl'

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mcconaughey October 15 2005, 15:06:58 UTC
I knew you'd either notice that or remark on me lubricating chickens. I told you I cook with beer. I looked it up for you. I had just forgotten to name the file, but it was Blake Shelton's Austin. It's country, though, so it might make you want to stab your eyes out.

Ahaha, shh, I do not.

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