She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

[mcconaughey]

"What kind of a name is Rooster, anyway

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[benicio]

Lubricate what?

[mcconaughey]

I knew that was going to be your favorite part.

[benicio]

You southern boys and your sexual innuendos.

[mcconaughey]

I was talking about chicken at the time. You took it to the gutter, didn't you? I like it better here, anyway.

[l_donaldson]

i've never had a pet name before. i'd like one though. something a bit more classy than chicken, or hen though.

cosmo’s always been there for me late at night when dreams turn their back on me. i’ve never taken any advice from them, i think it’s silly. there are plenty of girls i know who do, so i get the stories from the sidelines and it’s always an eyebrow-raiser.

oh, that song. i almost did the do-si-do.

[mcconaughey]

Haven't you? That won't do. I'll think on it for a bit and see what I can come up with. I don't really have one, either. Rooster's just Rooster because it's what he's stuck with. People usually call me Tex. No bird names, though. Gotcha.

They're pretty good reading if you're doing it just to laugh at how ridiculous it all is. I'm a firm believer it doing what feels right and not what an article says you should do.

Ahaha, does that mean that you like it?

[l_donaldson]

tex. it sounds like a name you'd give to a bulldog. i must be thinking of rex, but close enough.

i believe it does! it put a smile on my face, that's always ace in my book.

[mcconaughey]

Doesn't it just? I don't mind it all that much, really. I suspect there's a lot worse that people could call me. I want to call you Betty, on account of Betty in the Archie comment. The sweet, blonde one. She was so cute and spunky.

I'm going to send you something else in a wee bit. It's still country, but it's palatable.

[ex_rachelmca47]

I was talking to this guy once about his girlfriend, how he would come home from work to find her on the floor, in reading glasses and a tie only, I laughed and blamed Cosmo. I was asking a few guys about it, if they really liked that and they all agreed on the same answer, "who cares what they're doing, it's all going to have the same outcome". More or less, I'm trying to say that I see where you're coming from and apparently most guys I know do too. But for the record, I stick to Elle Decor and I find Cosmopolitan completely dreadful.

[mcconaughey]

See, if I came to a woman in that state, I'd be thrilled out of my mind, Cosmo or not. It might depend on how long you've been with a person. If you've been with a person for three years, the same old thing might get a little boring, but it's hard to complain as long as you end up happy in the end you know? I don't know about most men, I'm just thrilled when someone pays a mite of attention to me in the first place. Are you into decorating? Girl, I own an RV and it's my pride and my joy. It's all wood paneling and all that. You reckon you could pass along some info as to how I can make it look more comfortable? I'll let you pick out my curtains for me.

[ex_rachelmca47]

I don't mean to seem so eager but I just popped in and saw a reply. I think they'd just started dating though, why bring out the kinky stuff that early in the game, you'd run out of things to do. I love decorating, everything about it and I'd love to pick out your curtains. I also have a feeling I would think your tractor was sexy ;-)

[mcconaughey]

Naw, girl, if there's anyone who's eager, it's me. I was watching one of your movies for the umpteenth time the other day. You're so beautiful. I call everybody pretty, it's a force of habit, but you are definitely far beyond that. Oh, when you first start off with someone, you can hop into a potato sack and the man would be all for it. I have a few tricks, but it's only for when the girls start to get sick of me. You can make my bedroom match, do all that good stuff. One day I'll actually buy a house on land and let you have your way with it. You just might. I'll take you for a ride, baby girl.

[carmen__e]

I honestly haven't a clue what this is about, and I'm sure I'll come back here once I've actually gone to sleep for the night, and I'll have a fucking brilliant comment that will make you want to cry...or kiss crying babies. Right, so I'm sticking with what I said about not catching anything other than the fact that you said 'sex' a lot.

[mcconaughey]

It's about me and my brother and why Cosmopolitan is the book of the devil. Are you awake yet? I just woke up from a nap. You don't have to come back and do that, but you're certainly welcome if you like. Ahaha, I stay away from babies. I'm always scared that I'm going to drop them. I said sex a lot and there's a chicken recipe in there somewhere. I don't know which is better.

[carmen__e]

Haha, Cosmo is not the book of the devil...okay, maybe it is a little bit. I just woke up actually, and I'm fucking freezing. :-\ Hah, I'm sure you wouldn't drop any babies. Sex and Chicken, two of the better things in life.

[mcconaughey]

It really is, all right. It makes women insane. Why does anyone need to read all that stuff? If he sleeps with you, then yes, I'd say you're probably compatible. If he doesn't, I'm sure there's someone else to take his place. I'm freezing, but it's because I've been chewing on ice. Babies don't like me. They all scream and cry when I pick them up. Ahaha, my next update will be about eating chicken while having sex. A combination of both.

[clairedanes]

The only good thing about Cosmopolitan is that you can use the easily bendable and colorful pages to roll into homemade beads. I much prefer GQ, and may or may not have a subscription.

[mcconaughey]

I'd never thought of that. I was thinking confetti on New Year's, but not beads. Do you still make necklaces like that? GQ, really? Trying to get inside the head of a man or do you read it for the pictures?

[clairedanes]

Of course. And I sell them on my stoop during the summer. They completely saved my ass when I was younger and was without much cash for the holidays. No no. I'll thank you to never try and explain to me what goes on within the confines of the mind of the opposite sex. I'm a visual woman myself.

[mcconaughey]

Do you really? Is that more lucrative than a lemonade stand? How much money would you make on selling those things? You should make me one. Men are easy and simple to understand, I'm telling you. If you do it for the visuals, why not get a subscription to Playgirl?