She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

[mcconaughey]

"What kind of a name is Rooster, anyway

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[campbelln]

I love to read men's magazines for the sex, sex, and sex. It gets so tiring to read about how I should be doing my hair, my make-up, whatever-the-fuck color is "in" for this month, and the endless amount of women for ads of things that I am completely uninterested in. I love to read things from a man's perspective.

Listen to men named Rooster. Got it.

I need to take a shower.

[mcconaughey]

There's sex, sex, and sex in the women's magazines, too, but in the men's, it's more like we look at what we like and the women discuss what they think we'll like. I say get rid of make-up altogether and have every women keep her hair up in a little ponytail thing and everyone'd look better and probably feel better, to boot. I hate all the perfume ads. You can't get close to one of those things without wanting to have an asthma attack.

I sincerely doubt that you're going to meet any Roosters other than my brother.

I bet.

[campbelln]

Ew, yes, the perfume ads. Ever open one that had lotion samples in it? I did, and the package had somehow torn, and it was just... Gross. Gross is a good word for it.

Never know.

Oh, hardy har har. Not for that, Mister... Matthew McCumMyWay? Shakes. Head.

[mcconaughey]

They come with lotion samples now? Wow, if you want lotion, why don't you just go to the store and use the tester? Is it really necessary to stick it in a magazine? I've seen them with foundation before, I think.

Well, not unless you go into a lot of redneck bars, anyway.

Ahaha, I'm not responsible for the name. It's from somebody in mbp_bwe, see. Not my fault. You think my mind is permanently in the gutter.

[alexisbledel]

I am on the cover of Elle this month.

[alexisbledel]

Oops, pretend I used this icon first.

[mcconaughey]

You look really good there. Your eyes are insane.

[mcconaughey]

Haha, funny enough, I think I'm in Cosmo this month. I probably shouldn't trash the periodicals that still like me.

[jasimpson]

Farmer's tan, delicious!

[mcconaughey]

I knew someone'd think so. That is the best icon on livejournal, I think. Hello, Jessica Simpson.

[cruisetom]

I always feel like I'm doing something so incredibly wrong when I sneak a peek at Cosmopolitan. Something that goes against my very being.

[mcconaughey]

Oh, I feel no remorse. You know good and well they sneak peeks through our drawers, check our pockets for mysterious phone numbers and all that. The only think you should never, ever do is go through the bathroom cabinet. I had to learn that one the hard way.

[apeet]

Ruins your 69, oops.

[mcconaughey]

You always mess up all my fun. It's eighty-something now. Hardly that erotic. My libido has perished.

[clairedanes]

Ahahahahahaha.

[mcconaughey]

Don't encourage that woman, Claire Danes.