Comments | mcconaughey: She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

mcconaughey

She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

Oct 15, 2005 09:48

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hanasoukupova October 16 2005, 05:43:08 UTC

You forgot Jane magazine. I am unimpressed, hence the keywords.

mcconaughey October 16 2005, 05:50:57 UTC

Jane magazine is quality, though. I've seen that one before. They ask about whether people fake orgasms and they pull pranks just to see what people'd say. I approve one hundred percent.

hanasoukupova October 16 2005, 05:59:52 UTC

I should read this update over again. But Jane is my favourite. I read a comical article about how men crave babies and try to get their girlfriends pregnant a couple of years ago and it scared me to death. They also get page numbers wrong, it's brilliant.

Hahaha, what is that icon and its keywords.

mcconaughey October 16 2005, 08:20:36 UTC

You should. I could paraphrase for you, if you like. Jane's definitely the best of the bunch. Men don't do that! Well, some men might do that, but I don't do that. I make very sure that that's not going to happen. I've read about women doing that all the time to men, though. They'd tell them they were on birth control when they weren't or poke holes in condoms. It's enough to put me off sex for life.

Haha, it's from Napoleon Dynamite. These keywords happen to be from Queer As Folk.

sienna_g October 16 2005, 07:54:28 UTC

100.

mcconaughey October 16 2005, 08:05:13 UTC

Hi, baby girl. What are you up to?

sienna_g October 16 2005, 08:07:41 UTC

I left your 69 alone for hours but couldn't resist tossing you into triple digits.

mcconaughey October 16 2005, 08:14:39 UTC

That's because you're a sweet girl and you'd never messy up my sixty-nines. There's innuendo in there somewhere. The bigger, the better. Isn't that what they say?

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l_lohan October 16 2005, 08:25:38 UTC

You're like the new JRM with the comments.

mcconaughey October 16 2005, 08:43:32 UTC

His accent is nicer, but I'm dirtier than he is. I'm the American answer to JRM.

kreukkristin October 17 2005, 21:52:41 UTC

You're sofa king sneaky. I saw that.

mcconaughey October 17 2005, 22:43:07 UTC

I didn't do a thing, pretty girl. How was your day?

kreukkristin October 17 2005, 23:21:21 UTC

All right. It was tiring, but nice. Yours?

kreukkristin October 19 2005, 22:52:01 UTC

I comment you too much. You're on the flipside of my Cosmo.

mcconaughey October 19 2005, 23:46:18 UTC

There's some quote from a movie about competing with the sun for center of the universe. C'est moi. I apologize for not giving you fair warning.

kreukkristin October 19 2005, 23:47:57 UTC

I'm not the sun but I shine as bright under another name. I'm working on scans.

mcconaughey October 20 2005, 01:26:22 UTC

What the fuck is with the world today, I'd like to know.

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