this is a fake journal which means it is not real, i am not really bert mccracken. really, i'm not him. i swear. for more information please see the website in my link and you'll learn even more about how not bert i really am.

if you add me please comment, i rarely look at the friend added list because it's too hard to keep up

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change of heart due to a needed break. it's not that easy to get rid of me. take your jealous asshole attitude and shove it up your ass. don't talk to me, really don't. use anytime you want to talk to me to obsess over unnecessary reasons to get angry with me and then turn it into paragraphs of you not knowing what you are even talking about. i'm ( Read more... )

[ fuck this find a new fucking bert

ugh edit i'm here till i get a replacement ]

to gerard ( Read more... )

my birthday was the other day. i have been to happy to write about it. it really is possible to be too happy to write. people write best when they hate the world. anytime i am happy i am busy being happy till i need to refuel. i am a car. i am a bert wagon ( Read more... )

it was me who hacked her phone

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I have such exciting news ( Read more... )

i think everyone got some kind of impression that i was going to kill myself or something with my last entry. i was not. i was refering to something or perhaps someone. the only hint you get is that it has nothing what so ever to do with me ( Read more... )