Dear God:

I didn't go to mass last Sunday morning.

Signed: Conroy

Conroy:

Don't worry about it. It was a nice day. I don't know who built the church, but I made the sunshine.

Signed: God

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Dear God:

Why do people die?

Signed: Conroy

Conroy:

Most people do not die. They cease to exist. In order to die, you first have to live. Don't forget, you owe me for two Cokes including deposits if you don't bring the bottles back.

Signed: God

i'm so happy that tomorrow is tomorrow.

i went to the rolling stones concert last night; it was my second time seeing them. i was so very close to them! the stage went out into the audience. keith sang two songs; he is so cute in a grandpa sort of way. mick has so much energy i don't know how he does it. happy thanksgiving!

Don't expect anyone to know what you want for Christmas if you don't tell them.