Oh yeah. And I got my license finally. I can now drive myself places, so you will no longer hear me begging for rides. Actually, strike that last part. I'm still going to beg for rides, but when you show up, I'll leave. Just to be a dick.

Now, I'm sure most of you don't care. This post was basically just a giant "fuck you" to Paxton M. Thorn.

Does anyone still do that Xbox Live thing? If so, hit me up.

The name to know is Dr Jim Danger.

I'm sure that some of you out there are thinking "James doesn't have an Xbox 360 ( Read more... )

If you don't see Kong, we can't be friends.

You guys. I'm not even kidding when I say this: Let's get a southern rock and roll band together and lay this bullshit emo culture to waste.

Some of my close friends ("friends" here refers to people I've never met)("close" here means "on the internet") tell me that Lost is not new tonight.

These people tell me that Lost is just a rerun.

I am tracking these people down, and punching them all in the mouth.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm TOTALLY FUCKING PUMPED UP FOR LOST NEXT WEEK ( Read more... )

Today was a good day to be alive.

I got my zippo. With the American flag on it.

It was perfect outside.

I talked to Zach Richards's mom on the way home from the bus stop.

In about 2 hours, I will be enjoying Lost.

If you are reading this, then I love you.

...Except Paxton.

But I love everyone else.

Tomorrow, Jarhead comes out. I am serious. Who wants to fucking see that? You know. Hopefully someone that can get me in. I'm not old enough, and I NEED to see that movie ( Read more... )