There is seriously nothing to do in this area.

And everything fun is illegal.

Listen. I don't mean to alarm you. You only have 7 shopping days left to buy me a thoughtful gift. SEVEN!

Now, if I don't receive a thoughtful gift from you, at least give me a card. Or a phone call. Or a high five. Or SOMETHING.

May 10th is the day you need to know. The only day you need to know.

The ending to The Green Berets is the saddest god damn thing I think I've ever seen.

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Oliver and I totally built a potato gun today. It's shoulder mounted, needs a two man crew, and runs off aerosol deodorant ( Read more... )

John drew this as a flyer for a Sorry No Ferarri show. Of course, it's minus information. But I thought it was too sweet for me to NOT post it on my ivejournal.

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Things I Don't Understand That Make Me Angry:

1) Donnie Darko

I've determined that driving is cool and all, but motorcycles are cooler.

I need a motorcycle. As they are cooler.

And not just any motorcycle. The king of all motorcycles, the Harley.

(Note: I had to correct the word "motorcycle" from "Morotcycle" about 20 times in this post.)

Listen. Am I the only one who is praying for the end of the world ( Read more... )