Wow, dudes. This guy from my high school just got shot and killed in my neighborhood village center. I didn't even know Wilde Lake was that gangsta. You'd think it'd be Oakland Mills.

I sort of knew the guy, too. He graduated at the end of my sophomore year.

Man, this is sad.

Guys, guys, guys! I just realized something. I didn't get seasick! I am so proud of me, guys. ydek.

Hey! Did you know that Sir Thomas Hardy's middle name was Masterman? That's because he was the master. And it sounds like masturbates! He probably did that a lot. You get bored at sea. I did it a lot when I was on the cruise.

( I am McLovin. )