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[mcninja_md]

Oh, sure, everyone spontaneously decide to go hunt turkeys just because there are suddenly so many. Don't waste precious seconds wondering about those pilgrims or what the hell is going on, just bust out your boomsticks and go catch dinner.

I'll just be busy trying to figure out why we're swimming in fowl. Wesker, take my calls.

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[shadesofevil]

Considering that we don't have a phone, and half of the people here wouldn't recognize one if they saw it?

Sure thing.

[mcninja_md]

Good man.

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[mcninja_md]

You've gotta be &^%&$ing me.

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*presses 'Net'*

[turkeydayeden]

DOCTOR threw NET!

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...Gotcha! WILD TURKEY was caught!

1/3

[mcninja_md]

[cherrygloves]

Good luck with that.

[mcninja_md]

I hate turkey anyway. Something about Thanksgiving inexpliccably grinds on my nerves...

[cherrygloves]

This is the first I've heard of it.

Does it usually involve starving bears?

[mcninja_md]

I don't... think so.

[explosion_array]

Oh, good, someone is figuring out how to keep the swarm of food around, right?

[mcninja_md]

Yeah, sure. Close enough.

[explosion_array]

Good work, good citizen! I'll hold you responsible if they disappear then.

[mcninja_md]

*already formulating escape plan*