yeast (foster's bakery au)

[almostnever]

Title: Yeast
Author: Cesare (almostnever)
Word count: ~1500
Ratings/Warnings: SFW. Cursing, kissing. This story should be safe for people with triggers.
Summary: Rodney rescues John from the dough monster. Inspired by this cartoon by chkc. Part of the Foster's Bakery AU.

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yeast (foster's bakery au)

[iadorespike]

For a moment Rodney's tempted to wait and see what will happen if the dough collides with John's unruly dark hair. It would make for an epic confrontation: two entities, each appearing to have a rudimentary life of its own, battling it out for dominion over John's head. He could even arm each side with toothpicks.

*giggles* This bit cracked me up! It really would be epic. I think the hair could win, though. ;)

"I can't decide if you're so hot right now because you're mad, or because you're being knowledgeable, or if I just like watching you punch things."

Oh, Rodney. :) I love this line. LOL

This is a delicious (once that bread gets baked!) addition to the AU. Thanks so much!

Re: yeast (foster's bakery au)

[almostnever]

The hair always wins. :D

Thanks for quoting, I always get a thrill out of that!

[juniperphoenix]

"I mean, what a waste of electricity, and, uh... spacetime."

<3

I love this.

[almostnever]

Aw, thank you!

[almostnever]

Thank you! *sends John to bake you up into your proper shape again*

[almostnever]

Baking is totally badass, mammajamma!

[em_kellesvig]

Delightful way to start the day!

[almostnever]

Happy to hear it! Thanks :D