Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

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Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Title: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue..."
Recipient: j_lunatic
Prompt: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes: the Circe's Secret Weapon Kit! (Ages 17 and older only.)
Word count: 100
Rating: Oh, let's say R
Notes: (1) Transformation concept taken from Book X of Homer's Odyssey (i.e., the Circe chapter). (2) All details related to swinish genitalia guaranteed 100% true (...for some values of "true," hereby defined as "a product of a two minute google search"The idea started germinating when Professor McGonagall cautioned everyone against emulating Circe's particular brand of human-to-animal transfiguration

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[florahart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

:D

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

*curtseys*

*g*

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[superdork37]

lmao this was amazing! Just picturing it is killing me!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks so much...glad it made you laugh. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[the_con_cept]

That was hysterical! And they would do it, too...

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks! And yes, they would!

(I wonder who their test subjects were)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[midnitemaraud_r]

Hahahahahahaha! *wipes eyes* Fantastic!!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Merci!

(and oh, I love the icon you used! *g*)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[lilacsigil]

This is the most peculiar idea, and so very Fred and George. Warnings are good as invitations, indeed!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Fred and George are very naughty boys. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Hee. Glad I made you laugh. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks so much!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[j_lunatic]

To quote Clerks II, "I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away." A brilliant interpretation. And that last line...really, a fundamental truth about the male bits, isn't it.