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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

Jul 26, 2009 00:00

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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nextian July 26 2009, 03:47:03 UTC

Recipient: caboca
Rating: R.
Word Count: 100 exactly, woo!
Prompt: "You know," said Fred, "I didn't think there'd be condoms in Heaven."

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"Heaven doesn't have to," says Padma, unwrapping it. "But I like being careful."

"Yes," Fred allows, "but honestly, Pads, you can take a point too -- ahhh --"

"I believe in precision." Padma checks to see that the condom is in place, pulls off her gloves. "Top marks. You know. Constant vigilance."

"Don't," Fred gasps, laughing, the dream of a room around them convulsing as he loses track of his line of thought, "Merlin's balls, I don't want to think of Moody, I'll lose it--"

Padma smiles, thoroughly unangelic. "There are some things Heaven doesn't have," she says, and lowers herself onto him.

la_dissonance July 26 2009, 04:45:45 UTC

Tehehe! How very... Ravenclaw of her. :D

nextian July 27 2009, 05:11:37 UTC

Thank you! (Er -- if you don't mind me asking, what does your icon say?)

la_dissonance July 27 2009, 05:13:15 UTC

It says 'all my love' in Russian. Of course I don't mind you asking. :)

bonfoi July 26 2009, 05:41:57 UTC

Yeah, I never thought Moody would make Heaven, either! Well done!

nextian July 27 2009, 05:12:18 UTC

There are some things too terrible to contemplate, and Moody in a halo is one of them... Thank you!

moreteadk July 26 2009, 12:31:37 UTC

Lovely! I have been dying to see this one since I read the prompt. :)

nextian July 27 2009, 05:12:59 UTC

Thank you so much! I was so stoked to get it, it was probably my favorite on the list.

moreteadk July 28 2009, 04:03:31 UTC

I know what you mean! I was cultivating ideas for it already when I first read it. :)

marginaliana July 26 2009, 13:00:01 UTC

Ha! Silly and delightful.

nextian July 27 2009, 05:20:29 UTC

Thank you!

kizzy7 July 26 2009, 14:37:07 UTC

Hehe! I loved the ending line!

nextian July 27 2009, 05:41:54 UTC

Thank you! :)

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nextian July 27 2009, 05:42:47 UTC

So did I -- I'm just sorry I didn't get to read it. Thank you!

kellychambliss July 26 2009, 16:34:43 UTC

Clever use of the prompt. Fun line: you can take a point too -- ahhh --"

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