I know my favourite team didn't make it but who the fuck cares. You should wear blue for the Detroit Lions anyway. If you do not, some blue will be provided for you ( Read more... )

We got home last night to Montreal and I went straight home, much to my own chagrin. By the time we got home, it was already way past midnight and I didn't want to wake Marie-Christine so I just put my bags down on the living room floor with the intention of just going to sleep on the couch. It was dark and I didn't realize the cat was following ( Read more... )

I cannot believe they were making bets against us like it was some sort of fucking game to them that we're not doing well. We're in 10th place and what the hell do they have to prove in baiting us? And gloating the day after to the press? I don't know about you guys but that makes me want to get together as a team and kick some bitches asses.

Since we suck harder than a vacuum on crack, after the 9904854th team meeting of the week, Gainey decided that we should have the day off. You gotta love the news because the Anglo Gazette called it a "team function" when the Franco presse flat out reported that we went to the movies ( Read more... )

Calgary ( Read more... )

I scored my first goal of the season yesterday, not just for the season but with the Habs! I didn't get a third star like SOME defencemen but still, I'll take what I can get because it is January and I should have scored about a month or two or three ago ( Read more... )

I want to be completely upset about last night like the rest of my team, but I'm taking Saks' advice and not crying like a little bitch. I'm taking in the sights of New Jersey. It's completely frigid here and really makes me feel at home. Reminds me of my wife ( Read more... )

Happy New Years Assholes ( Read more... )

Happy new year or some shit like that. I'm in Carolina where they suck so hard they can't decide if they want to be one state so they have a North and a South. Here people bitch at us because Québec wants to be its own country. Personally, if give the choice, I would much rather live in North Carolina because anything Southern just screams twang ( Read more... )

This Christmas was definitely my most interesting one to date. It was the first year that I had a baby in the house and my first one at the loft in Montreal so Marie-Christine wanted to make it extra special. What this means is not only did it look like a reindeer threw up in my yard, but she cleaned out Toys R Us of every toy that any little ( Read more... )