Patrice Brisebois is back ( Read more... )

I'm Fergalicious Dandylicious, So delicious
My body stay vicious
I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got
Four, tres, two, uno

Man, it was really fucking cold in Montreal today. So I asked myself, Self, why the fuck is it so cold in Montreal and then I answered myself with the most obvious answers. Self, it's because the Senators are still playing hockey ( Read more... )

The only thing that keeps me sane during the summer is Cris and my cat. Seriously, my cat may be a fucking nutjob. It may attack squirrels and small hedges. It may have ever tried to scratch my fucking face off last week when the kids told him I was called Maman. See, even my own DAUGHTER has it out for me. What did I ever do but offer to buy ( Read more... )

One day I opened up my friends page and holy shit, there was an enormous fucking 5x7 image of Jeremy Roenick and at that very moment I went running to the kitchen to stab myself in the face with a spoon when Cristobal says, "Mathieu, it's not worth it. Spoons are for cereals and soups and anyway, here's the knife I thought of stabbing myself with ( Read more... )

Vote for me bitches
Because I am one funny
ass motherfucker

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Well at least we can take comfort in knowing that Toronto is the only place in the world where the leaves fall in spring.

fucking assholes.

Me and Flexi got a tee time at Club de Golf Meadowbrook for April 9 at 8h35. April 8 is a church day. Sorry kids. So who's game?

Also, attention Sheldon Souray: way to pull your dick out of your pants and knock up the Baywatch chick. You're living the worldwide dream, man. I'll put you down for golf with us for sure.

Even settled soundly into bed, his body looked restless under the consuming warmth of the blankets. Under usual circumstances, I'd act as the covers that wrapped around him but I didn't want to wake him ( Read more... )

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!

Okay, I'm spent. Let's go get some hot dogs.