oh Mark, when will you realize that Willington Pizza and you just don't mix

why is it that no matter how well I plan, I can never get to bed on time?

seriously

Alex's Away Message

"Boyee, don't make me drop the bitch-slice all up and down mah back, yo' fat ass just standin' there like a stack o' pancakes, all busted up wit' yo' wankster-ass self. I don't need no frontin' lameass mofo bustin' a cap up in mah pimped-out lowrider wit special sauce and shiznizzle bizzle fizzle bobizzle craplatariffic but ( Read more... )

ah, what a beauuuuuuutiful day!
*breathes deeply*
*sneezes on pollen*


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Yahoo BOUGHT KONFABULATOR?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!1111

I think I'm going to CRY

ARELKJGLKJHDKJHSDKFJHdsfdsd

*insert long string of WHY'S here*

Duckie, what do you think. You're the only one on here that probably understands what I'm talking about :p

Random post time! God its been ahile since I've done this...

Oh god, someone has developed an application that combines HotorNot with Google Maps. This is what happens when Computer Science people like me get bored :p. Have a look yourself: http://apps.hotornot.com/jeff/Read more... )

this is the reason I love art...

designing was going SO WELL yesterday and now...crap

boo fricken hiss

but kates away message made me feel better ;)

meep meep! we got a new refrigerator and my feet hurt! meeeeeep! *runs sixth graders over with bus*

is that not the greatest thing you've ever heard? shut up, yes it was.

You [without me]

here I sit awkwardly
in the realm of uncomfortability
all the thoughts and feelings come running back to me
and I end up looking like a fool you see

I can't count how many times this has happened
the product of being lambasted by my imperfect actionsI lost count; the 5th or 6th time in succession ( Read more... )

I need to work on looking less scruffy ;) (<- click me)*gasp* do we have political discussion in the journal. say it ain't so ( Read more... )