Message from the Windows Operating System:
"Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning"

Thanks Windows. I wasn't quite sure what disabling it would do

took this tonight...I kinda like it

and just like that, I'm 21 ( Read more... )

looking out the window here...the sunset is so beautiful tonight ( Read more... )

who was the dumb shit engineer that stuck the laundry light and garbage disposal lights NEXT TO EACHOTHER??? I went in to do my laundry and scared the hell out of myself

the sacrifices I have to make to get clean clothes around here :p

thought i was sleepy, but then the fanta commercial theme music came on next door...it's like "don't you wanta fanta?" NO! I WANTA BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP ( Read more... )

Everytime you ask a stupid question, God kills a kitten.

Oh no Lois, a guy at work tried to buy a used car outta the paper. Ten years later...BAM, Herpies

god I love family guy :)

I was chasing a racoon and a giant 6-foot orange ran me over.

this is the reason why I don't dream. cause of shit like this.

;)

this guy's signature images ROCK!!!


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stole this from melissa:

http://gprime.net/video.php/redsoxwin

amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. I mine as well have woken the dead :p

Since when did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hut?
You're a KENNEDY! NOT A MACY'S DAY FLOAT!
Bring him down, we're voting!

because of dan, I now have robin williams life on broadway in my head. grr :p