Er... what's a Chaos Emerald?

There goes another Friday the 13th and I am fully intact, makin' this the best one yet. Doctor Robotnik used to make all his robots set traps based on old horror movies when Friday the 13th came around. Ever been chainsawed? It's not fun.

Still, things could be worse! I could be one of the poor saps who's got to work to make do around here. Bein' ( Read more... )

You're not going to believe this. I saw a ninja in town! He had the mask and the headband and everything! I didn't see him do any ninja moves, but maybe he was just that fast.

I love ninjas. They're all HEEE-YAH! WOOOOOO-WAH! Ninja stars right in the back, faster than fast, then POOF! Gone into the shadows! Bang! Silence ( Read more... )

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT CATAPULTS

Okay, I got my arm back, and something even better too! It's gonna help me get rid of Sonic for good this time, and you'll never guess what it is! I'm certainly not going to tell you. Nope! It's a top secret secret. Off-limits to all non-Coconuts personnel!

It's a CATAPULT! Sonic comes runnin' by to get some food or something - launch ( Read more... )

Okay, that didn't go so good. I think I better wait a bit before I try again. Know the territory, figure out some new tricks, find my other arm. Preparation, you know?

Maybe there'll be somethin' at this yard sale I can use, like a really big cannon or... or some money? I dunno.

What's a guy got to do to get some money around here?

So finally they give me a place to stay in this dump, but it's a mess! Cobwebs everywhere, and don't even ask me what the bathroom's like! Well, if they think they're gonna walk all over me, they've got another thing coming! I, Coconuts, will not lift a finger to clean this place for as long as I live. That's right! No more sanitation patrol for me ( Read more... )