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MATCHMAKER APPLICATION:
(find out which mass effect character you would be most compatible romantically.)
Are you looking for a male, female, or either match? Male, preferably.
*asari are going to be considered as female.
Links to other applications you've voted on:
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20166.html?view=213446#t213446
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/21011.html?view=213523#t213523
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20935.html
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20723.html
etc,
Name (will be put on banner unless specified not to): Tara
Age: 22
Gender: Female
What were you previously stamped as/with (if you were previously stamped.)? Awwwyeaaaethyta.
Describe yourself:
Choose six adjectives to describe yourself: Humorous, insightful, convoluted, stubborn, rash, nonchalant creepy derp
What are some of your passions(hobbies)? Reading, sunshades, hats, obstructing my appearance with sunshades and hats, art, design, writing, gaming, lulz, sharing lulz, distributing lulz, discussing complicated things and complicated emotions but somehow enjoying doing so, soaking up the sun and hoping one day I will once more manifest a magnificent childhood tan, etc.
List four of your strengths?: I strive to improve. I love loving. I'm protective, and empathetic. I don't mind thinking about, or talking about, complicated things. I conceal farts well.
List four of your weaknesses? I can be a little too fiery for my own good when it comes to topics I'm incensed about. Either I'm overly cautious, or overly bold. My exposure to various media is limited, but my capacity to experience is limitless. I'm kind of creepy stalker-like unsettling stunted sheltered weird quirky. I procrastinate. A normal conversation with me includes a minimum of three TMI moments. I forget to restock toilet paper sometimes. And for some reason a lot of my answers have to deal with butts.
What are some qualities you look for in partner?
An even temper (when I get worked up, I need someone who won't add to it.)
Similar interests, like reading or enjoying random sights that maybe no one else notices - little things (I'm detail-oriented.)
Patience (the ability to suffer my quirks.)
The capacity to find humor or the good in things, but not in an obnoxious way (silver linings.)
A moral compass and interest (or passing acknowledgment thereof) in the philosophical (I'm spiritual, and fascinated by psychology.)
Respect and understanding (Give me space, but be there; be capable of taking charge, but willing to lead side-by-side.)
Upfront honesty (I hate it when people dance around an issue, or are indecisive.)
A sexy stomach.
Sexy ass.
Lips that don't look like a butthole (sorry Zaeed!)
The capacity to fire a gun, because if someone breaks into our house I am not going to be the one who will always protect your sorry ass.
Attractive gyrations.
What are some major turn offs for you? Loud hurr hurr humor, awkward innuendo (that's my gig!), disinterest in arts, rudeness, disrespect toward or the inability to face mortality, overly thick eyebrows, overly scrawny or burly builds (my brother is a body builder, and I have seen enough muscle moob to last me a lifetime.)
On that note, I find nipples hilarious, but not sexy, and sad little flaccid ones are the worst. I don't like body hair, either (especially hairy chests and shoulders and backs and butt cracks and oh my god no.) Or sweat. Or really pale embryonic skin. Or farmer tans. Sweaty embryos with farmer tans.
Oh, and don't hover over my food.
What makes you feel the most loved? Touch. My family was never big on physical contact, not even hugs, so the touch of a hand or a simple physical gesture is very profound to me. Words are fine, but they're just words.
Also things that vibrate.
Nesquik.
Out of all the races in Mass effect universe, which are you most attracted to? Drell pornstars Drell and batarians vorcha humans (I guess) and maybe batarians. :{ Turians are awesome too, but I don't find them erotic as a race.
Describe your perfect date: In the real world, it'd probably involve some unassuming activity where we do something unassuming and somehow make it epic, or something - I don't really know, because I have never been on a date(????) and the term date feels really formal to me, and I am notably informal, unless there are classy people around, and then I am just classy.
That is a lie
I am a liar
But since I told you I am a liar, that makes me honest
Circles within circles within circles
So! With that in mind, in the Mass Effect world a date would be ranked by how many putrid batarian slavers we manage to kill in a single day, followed by a round of victory entanglement in the back of the Hammerhead, which would be ranked by how many pyjack the vehicle manages to crush on its way down a conveniently placed cliff, only the cliff itself would actually be Miranda's ass, and then we both realize it's a dream and wake up naked in a cornfield
a space cornfield.
If you were in the ME universe where do you see you and your love in four years? In Legion's hole.
If you and your significant other got into an argument, how would you work it out? I'm generally pretty good about not holding a grudge and letting go of negative emotions, and I try to play devil's advocate when possible (I like having a rounded perspective.) After I'm done being unpleasant I'll slither back over and act like nothing happened. In short, if my S.O. isn't a complete pussy he'll
Do you want children? If yes would you be willing to adopt if need be? I do not want my own children; I do not like tiny children, or babies. They are bizarre and ethereal manifestations of celestial wizardry.
However, if we had to have one, I'd much rather adopt alien children, but I'm better with older kids. Preferably pseudo-independent. If it can hold a conversation, share some interests and not dribble bodily fluids on me at inopportune times, we're good to go.
This is why I can't be friends with tavanaka . The dribbling.
Is sexual compatibility important to you (LOL)? Well,
Name one thing you think makes love last then say why: Toilet compatibility. Unoffensive armpits. The capability to grow as people together. Similar views on recycling. Porn sharing. The ability to count, which I cannot.
One of those is the answer.
Choose one!
looks,intelligence, or wealth? Intelligence, but not the snooty kind. The self-aware kind.
logic or intuition? Hnnnnnhhh I feel like these are interrelated, although logic seems congruous to matters of the brain, and intuition to matters of the heart - however, IMO, matters of the heart filter through the brain, so there is some consideration to both no matter which you choose,
I feel like the heart can be misled, but it speaks more truly(???), but logic isn't infallible, either, and sometimes the heart is just a stand-in for various other appendages.
I will go with intuition for the sole reason that it sounds more romantic, and this application needs more romance, because it is reading like a bad fanfic right now and bad fanfics and romance are sort of the same thing, I guess?
Anything else you would like to add?
At first I was like
But then I was like
Now I'm like
Would you like your name to be put on the banner? What is a banner.
(find out which mass effect character you would be most compatible romantically.)
Are you looking for a male, female, or either match? Male, preferably.
*asari are going to be considered as female.
Links to other applications you've voted on:
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20166.html?view=213446#t213446
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/21011.html?view=213523#t213523
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20935.html
http://community.livejournal.com/me_stamping/20723.html
etc,
Name (will be put on banner unless specified not to): Tara
Age: 22
Gender: Female
What were you previously stamped as/with (if you were previously stamped.)? Awwwyeaaaethyta.
Describe yourself:
Choose six adjectives to describe yourself: Humorous, insightful, convoluted, stubborn, rash, nonchalant creepy derp
What are some of your passions(hobbies)? Reading, sunshades, hats, obstructing my appearance with sunshades and hats, art, design, writing, gaming, lulz, sharing lulz, distributing lulz, discussing complicated things and complicated emotions but somehow enjoying doing so, soaking up the sun and hoping one day I will once more manifest a magnificent childhood tan, etc.
List four of your strengths?: I strive to improve. I love loving. I'm protective, and empathetic. I don't mind thinking about, or talking about, complicated things. I conceal farts well.
List four of your weaknesses? I can be a little too fiery for my own good when it comes to topics I'm incensed about. Either I'm overly cautious, or overly bold. My exposure to various media is limited, but my capacity to experience is limitless. I'm kind of creepy stalker-like unsettling stunted sheltered weird quirky. I procrastinate. A normal conversation with me includes a minimum of three TMI moments. I forget to restock toilet paper sometimes. And for some reason a lot of my answers have to deal with butts.
What are some qualities you look for in partner?
An even temper (when I get worked up, I need someone who won't add to it.)
Similar interests, like reading or enjoying random sights that maybe no one else notices - little things (I'm detail-oriented.)
Patience (the ability to suffer my quirks.)
The capacity to find humor or the good in things, but not in an obnoxious way (silver linings.)
A moral compass and interest (or passing acknowledgment thereof) in the philosophical (I'm spiritual, and fascinated by psychology.)
Respect and understanding (Give me space, but be there; be capable of taking charge, but willing to lead side-by-side.)
Upfront honesty (I hate it when people dance around an issue, or are indecisive.)
A sexy stomach.
Sexy ass.
Lips that don't look like a butthole (sorry Zaeed!)
The capacity to fire a gun, because if someone breaks into our house I am not going to be the one who will always protect your sorry ass.
Attractive gyrations.
What are some major turn offs for you? Loud hurr hurr humor, awkward innuendo (that's my gig!), disinterest in arts, rudeness, disrespect toward or the inability to face mortality, overly thick eyebrows, overly scrawny or burly builds (my brother is a body builder, and I have seen enough muscle moob to last me a lifetime.)
On that note, I find nipples hilarious, but not sexy, and sad little flaccid ones are the worst. I don't like body hair, either (especially hairy chests and shoulders and backs and butt cracks and oh my god no.) Or sweat. Or really pale embryonic skin. Or farmer tans. Sweaty embryos with farmer tans.
Oh, and don't hover over my food.
What makes you feel the most loved? Touch. My family was never big on physical contact, not even hugs, so the touch of a hand or a simple physical gesture is very profound to me. Words are fine, but they're just words.
Also things that vibrate.
Nesquik.
Out of all the races in Mass effect universe, which are you most attracted to? Drell pornstars Drell and batarians vorcha humans (I guess) and maybe batarians. :{ Turians are awesome too, but I don't find them erotic as a race.
Describe your perfect date: In the real world, it'd probably involve some unassuming activity where we do something unassuming and somehow make it epic, or something - I don't really know, because I have never been on a date(????) and the term date feels really formal to me, and I am notably informal, unless there are classy people around, and then I am just classy.
That is a lie
I am a liar
But since I told you I am a liar, that makes me honest
Circles within circles within circles
So! With that in mind, in the Mass Effect world a date would be ranked by how many putrid batarian slavers we manage to kill in a single day, followed by a round of victory entanglement in the back of the Hammerhead, which would be ranked by how many pyjack the vehicle manages to crush on its way down a conveniently placed cliff, only the cliff itself would actually be Miranda's ass, and then we both realize it's a dream and wake up naked in a cornfield
a space cornfield.
If you were in the ME universe where do you see you and your love in four years? In Legion's hole.
If you and your significant other got into an argument, how would you work it out? I'm generally pretty good about not holding a grudge and letting go of negative emotions, and I try to play devil's advocate when possible (I like having a rounded perspective.) After I'm done being unpleasant I'll slither back over and act like nothing happened. In short, if my S.O. isn't a complete pussy he'll
Do you want children? If yes would you be willing to adopt if need be? I do not want my own children; I do not like tiny children, or babies. They are bizarre and ethereal manifestations of celestial wizardry.
However, if we had to have one, I'd much rather adopt alien children, but I'm better with older kids. Preferably pseudo-independent. If it can hold a conversation, share some interests and not dribble bodily fluids on me at inopportune times, we're good to go.
This is why I can't be friends with tavanaka . The dribbling.
Is sexual compatibility important to you (LOL)? Well,
Name one thing you think makes love last then say why: Toilet compatibility. Unoffensive armpits. The capability to grow as people together. Similar views on recycling. Porn sharing. The ability to count, which I cannot.
One of those is the answer.
Choose one!
looks,intelligence, or wealth? Intelligence, but not the snooty kind. The self-aware kind.
logic or intuition? Hnnnnnhhh I feel like these are interrelated, although logic seems congruous to matters of the brain, and intuition to matters of the heart - however, IMO, matters of the heart filter through the brain, so there is some consideration to both no matter which you choose,
I feel like the heart can be misled, but it speaks more truly(???), but logic isn't infallible, either, and sometimes the heart is just a stand-in for various other appendages.
I will go with intuition for the sole reason that it sounds more romantic, and this application needs more romance, because it is reading like a bad fanfic right now and bad fanfics and romance are sort of the same thing, I guess?
Anything else you would like to add?
At first I was like
But then I was like
Now I'm like
Would you like your name to be put on the banner? What is a banner.