drinkerspeace: hi ( Read more... )

i have this great plan.

first, i kill santa claus.
secondly, i run away to equador.

but before all of this i have to finish all the booze in my fridge (that i walked all the way to the grocery store for in LOTS OF SNOW) and also i have to build an elvis snowman.

yesterday was national whiskey day at the triple duece. i woke up at 8am, really confused, not knowing how i got into bed. i was also barricaded in my room by a huge metal sign in front of my door ( Read more... )

i hate guys. FUCK THEM.

also... if you're pregnant and being chased by zombies, that sucks for you.
fuck it dude, i am drunk.

vanilla ice had it rough, WHY DON'T YOU ASK BRIDGETT FONDA ABOUT IT?????

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
my foot is asleep. aagh. like, the painful kind of asleep. like pins and needles.
shit.

ugh. i am feeling really lethargic right now, and it's a big relief ( Read more... )

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101343711jdx

did this and what it said was amazing.

i hate being helpless. i fucking hate it.

i got a monroe today.
it makes me feel like a sexy bitch.