spider webs are highly flammable.
i really hope spiders are not vengeful creatures.

why are sunday nights so boring?

coconut bangers ball.
IT'S A WRAP!

whoa. i started a war on the bloomington community.
i find rather hilarious.

i keep having these dreams that i know how to breathe under water. that's gotta mean something.

here's to you ( Read more... )

moonwalking barefoot on carpet is also not a good idea.

riding a bike when you're drunk...that's not a good idea.
throwing up in front of a caop at 3 in the morning. that's not a good idea.
having to wokr in 6 hours. that's not a good idea.
not a fucking good idea.
i don't ever want to seat cheese pizza again.

tonight at 10 or so my roommate's having a birthday party ( Read more... )

i'm absolutely smitten.