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[meadowed]

today was a very, very good saturday! i spent the day in diagon alley, which i rarely do. it's slightly sad, actually, i trot through wizarding london nearly every day to get to work but i almost never linger. it was extremely crowded and people were jostling about and grabbing at things and it was very exciting indeed

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[dunged]

oh fuck what did the thief look like

[meadowed]

erm. he was rather weedy and had a beauty mark mole above his lip.

[dunged]

sounds like every cocksucker that loafs around Gus's house, I probably know the fucker, really sorry about that Meadowes but you held your own yeah? how bad did you beat him, tell me all the fucking details love

[meadowed]

well, to be honest, he didn't seem to be a very hardened criminal. i just shouted "get off!", yanked my bag and shot some sparks at him.

[ratted]

unspecified meat at the leaky cauldron? you're a brave girl, dorcas.

[meadowed]

sometimes you just have to take risks in life!

[ratted]

yeah but those kinds of risks put your organs at risk. think of your intestines, dorcas, think of your intestines!

[meadowed]

i have insides of steel, like a superhero. why, i'm practically martin miggs.

[fluctuated]

I'm glad it was just a mugger and not a bloody Death Eater, I would pretty much die if you were attacked and hospitalised.

WAIT HANGONASEC CHOCOLATE FROGS. YOU DID KEEP THE CARDS, RIGHT MY DARLING, MY LOVELY?

[meadowed]

well that would be no good! who would avenge me?

i'm just kidding, of course, i'm glad it wasn't someone really bad too. i doubt my sparks would have had as much of an affect.

of course! they're in a stack on my nightstand. merlin is a bit nibbled on, though. wilby was feeling a bit peckish.