I'm writing a movie which will be a retelling of The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling but the difference is that it's in the distant future and the human boy is raised by robots. I haven't read the book yet so that will have to be the first step. Can't wait to cast Shere Khan.

Be sober. Be watchful. Your advisary the _______ prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

Medgar Wiley Evers was born July 2, 1925, near Decatur, Mississippi, and attended school there until he was inducted into the army in 1943. After serving in Normandy, he attended Alcorn College (now Alcorn State University), majoring in business administration. While at Alcorn, he was a member of the debate team, the college choir, and the football ( Read more... )

Life is pretty bizarre and taxing. I don't understand it at all. I've been thinking a lot lately how it would be great if you could just take a break from it. Just for a month or two stop living and come back refreshed. I think that would help so many people out.

Today was Sept. 11th. I hope everyone had an eventful day. I mistakenly went into work at 10 because i thought i was on the schedule, but i wasn't due in till 5. Oh wow, how fucking silly of me, I can't believe I would have thought something like that when i work only day shifts for 6 days a week, my bad. I'm constantly tired. It's not even worth ( Read more... )

I hate how it's become hip to like Hilary Duff, because it's ironic or something. Irony is one of the most overused expressions of our time ( Read more... )

I woke up already two hours late for work and rushed to the train station. I showed up wearing the same exact clothes as yesterday (I slept in them) and smelling of alcohol. I couldn't find my boss right away so I clocked in and went for the much needed water. I found him near there, at the freight elevator. He was talking to the elevator operator ( Read more... )

I hate New York City to death. I hate all the stupid jocks in sheep's clothing that hang out and now wear pink and think this means something. Today's macho endeavor: a pull-up competition on a tree. Don't want to look weak in front of your peers. Picture that along side the most annoying protestors that come to Union Square Park once or twice a ( Read more... )

Mike Patton and Razhel (among other people) worked with Björk on the new album. Some of it's already leaked. I've heard a song. It's not bad, it'll probably turn out that it's just a remix of the actual song. That happened for Vespertine. It's not dance like any of the Pre-Vespertine releases, at least this one song isn't. But either way I think a ( Read more... )

http://www.usps.com/ is an amazing website if anyone has time to fucking spare and you're on the internet already just look around on that site. It's great ( Read more... )