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Around them frogs intoned a savage chorus, gradually it seemed to them -- spasmodic as they were, blinded yet curiously aware of this as little more than an entwining of little fingers, a touching of beer mugs, a McCall's togetherness -- working itself into a pedal bass for virtuoso duet of small breathings, cries; he puffing occasionally at the ( Read more... )

Oh! Heartbreak...plenty straining sighs of violins. Plenty of the mundane and all the incandescent moments that a family-time of idiosyncratic disorders can afford you. I'll fill beer bottles with my nosebleeds and I'll write letters to all my friends through the condensation on the windows surrounding me. A box built for windows - it seems. I must ( Read more... )

Rest In Peace
Hunter S Thompson

those scum-sucking swine finally got their way

3 drink salute to the only Doctor of Journalism

I hate life. Theres so much of the too much and too little, and of course not enough of the just right. Pheromones mixed with puns and nonsensical phrases are basically what it all breaks down to. I watched a show on arachnid mating today. It was rather creepy. I don't much like spiders to begin with but they're not horrible creatures when they ( Read more... )

I've been uninspired for so long now. I can come up with good excuses for that though. I'm giving myself another chance. I'm looking for an apartment now. This week. While also trying to set up a trip to Vegas (baby, Vegas) and help a drug addled friend who honestly has about zero chances of being normal again. I won't buy a television (notice I ( Read more... )

for everyone who doesn't care my name is meal ready not me already

project: anthology meteor set is now (for the most part) in motion. I can't believe

I like lashing out even if it's not as violent as it may sound. I like striking while the iron is hot. I like recurring themes. I like philanthropy. I like counting my chickens before the eggs are hatched. I like my ego. I like repetition. I like the fact that I could do alright anywhere I live. I like that I know this. I like eating my cake and ( Read more... )