Ahhhhh! Make it Stop!

[meamgrimlock]

Okay - for the rest of this post to make sense, it's important that you've read the Martha Stewart Porn Riff. If you haven't, please do so at this time.

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Done? Good.

So. Martha doesn't have enough money. She's come up with a new way to increase her vast power-base. She's given her daughter, Alexis, a show - Whatever, MarthaBasically,

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[elisabeth]

*ROFL*
I have that post archived offline, just for posterity's sake.

[txwhiterose]

*twitch*

I could have continued on with my life without that...

[arbiter_of_cool]

I am so very glad that I missed that the first time. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't miss it this time. I should know better...

That said, I hope that you have a return visit from Martha again. And hopefully it will include the daughter and her robot pal cracking jokes...

[kitsuneguy]

You ... are a very disturbed individual.
And that was nearly 6 years ago, yet you still can't ...

*twitch*

Who's got the Brain Bleach? And the steel-wire brush? I may need some thermite as well ...

*twitch*

[katjabee]

Yeah, there's some things your brain just can't un-see. That is one of them.

I too missed that when it was first posted. That's probably the least sexy description of sex I've ever read there. Amusing, but totally not sexy. Mostly because Martha Stewart is the opposite of sex. Though I'm sure she's a very good Dom.

[arbiter_of_cool]

You...Are...Not...Helping!! Visualizing Martha in Dom gear is NOT better than the vague idea of her naked. Gahh!

[katjabee]

What, you don't like the idea of her wearing a latex bodysuit and four-inch heels, discussing in that flat, patronizing voice the proper ways to avoid thigh chafing and to treat blisters on the balls of the feet? :-)

[srgmatt]

Dude.

Just.....duuuuuude.

I should have stopped reading at the phrase "Martha Stewart Porn". I really, REALLY should.

It's my own fault, I realize that, but - well - wow.

Anyone have a spoon? I've 2 eyeballs to gouge out.