So a kitty needs a post to scratch once in awhile.
If you don't change my litter, the house is gonna stink...real soon.
Kitty knows when you don't like her.
I'll find your lap and rub my ass in your crotch.
Pet me till I purr but as soon as you get really interested,
I'm gone.

So I go down to UICA to get a membership for cheap tickets to the movies and this fucker at the desk can't take his eyes off my tits. My tits aren't that huge anyway, "C's" on a good day. And "I like your tattoo" does not make up for the fact that you were completely raping me with your goonish glare. Here's a little clue, when you turn 18 the ( Read more... )

I took "K's" bag by accident last night and found a very interesting letter from "M's" boyfriend. Evidently, they have been fucking for like a month now and she doesn't even have a clue. Evidently, "K" likes it up the ass and prefers dirty letters from other girl's boyfriends. So I got this idea to market myself as a sex detective. That's right ( Read more... )

get so horny right before pms ( Read more... )

came twice
so what?

went home with "K's" boyfriend. he fucks like a lawnmower ( Read more... )

feel like getting stoned then hitting 80's night.
the last time I went to that piss hole, I ended up
watching my ex-boyfriend tounge fucking some poor
bar bitch's face. What the fuck.

I want sex. Like before sunrise.

fuck you for caring
I was clearly using you
you dumb waiter with a hard on
go get your own girlfriends
everyone else is happier
than you have ever been

that must feel like shit