if cancer was your tongue, my pussy would be a tumor by now, think about that next time you tell some fuckwad I taste like a locker room.

thanks for being so concerned fuckheads. made it back from lansing and only had to give one blowjob and a through the pants rub down to get back. ex boyfriends can be so useful, don't you agree "E"? especially when they are yours. when I get my pickup working again, I am driving back to lansing to make both of your sorry asses cry ( Read more... )

I'm stuck in Lansing. And I'm horny. Can anyone give me a ride? Before midnight.

three days without. fuck me. fuck me. fuck me ( Read more... )

there has never been a retro Cameo period much to my chagrin ( Read more... )

There are some extremely uptight fucking losers in this world. If you think people are talking about you then stop doing stupid shit for people to talk about. I don't talk about girls who don't mind me talking about them. We trash talk each other often and don't mind. So if you are in striking range, douche, bitch, smoke a bowl and shut the ( Read more... )

I haven't seen "B" since the trashcan party. That can't be good. She is such a slut when she drinks. That's coming from a slut...so. She isn't picking up her cell. Not home either. Parents went away for the weekend. And there were a bunch of brat boys at the bonfire. "B" doesn't care evidently. Not that I care. Its just annoying. Guess I' ( Read more... )

Denny's again...at 3 am. Fuck. Have to work in like 20 minutes. Drunken make out session on lookout hill. I don't think this guy is gonna call me like every day for the next three days. He didn't ask for my number or nothing. That is so fucking hot. God, I still feel drunk after all that nasty shit at Denny's. Why does it have to be so god ( Read more... )

mmmm...ponies
ponies are admired and they get taken for rides
they get riden by boys and girls who just love ponies
and ponies aren't just miniature horses
they are just ponies, and they never get too big
and you can pet them and feed them corn

my pony likes peach schnapps and porn

fucking burned my back, like right above my thong line ( Read more... )