"oh, woods so pretty," they say "live walden pond ( Read more... )

bigfoot loooooves canadians

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i am pretty sure
that you are a robot.
cause when i sneek in your house
and watch you sleep
you sound like a motor
but when I try to tune you,
you scream like a non robot

My mistake.

So you're trying to get into bigfoots attic ( Read more... )

Oh squirrel,
We live so close
Yet we cannot be friends
Sometimes I see you
Sitting on the fence
Eating
and I think you would make a good friend.
When I try to give you a nut,
you run away.

Stop, Smell Roses

Where you go, man on road?
Why you run when me want talk?
You manners bad, so me teach you lesson.
Tear off legs,
so NO more run.

me feeling creative today. here a poem i wrote inspired by real happenings in bigfoot home woods.

Riding Bike

Tree is gone
So is bike
Bike chained to tree
So me steal truck
Back into you
While you ride me bike
You scream help
But me eat you face

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me think chewbacca jerk. He no can act. he ride Bigfoot coat tails. He think he cool, but he not. He phoney loser with no class. He all messed up on crack me think. People think me chewbacca sometimes.

NO!!

Me have job. Bad wookie. Bad.

PS: Me hate pesky beavers too. Sometime make bigfoot angry so I eat.


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