*fzzz, crackle, bzzt bzzt, zap*

[mechanicalmice]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

LISTEN UP, CITY!

Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival

Each world must pay.

Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily

Comments

[theotokos]

...

[good_and_proper]

Ridiculous.

[k_a_t_o_u]

Sounds just peachy, do you take credit card too?

[hottesthoushi]

You...

You're insane!

[teh_kaasan]

Pardon me if I'm not immediately convinced.