"No, actually, the real story was a lot funnier. She did have an odd eye, but it was because of cataracts. We bonded because of our dislike of Vicoden and our hatred for Ernest Hemmingway's 'The Old Man and the Sea'. You see, she was either on pain killers or being a complete bitch all of the time and I just assumed the latter until one day when I
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