For too long I have denied my obvious fate as an English major instead of honing my craft. I would be in a different league entirely if I had not taken so many measures to avoid years living in a unibomber-style shack: growing a patchy beard and contemplating what made me such a hermit. Flip side of that coin may be recieving my MBA and then, clad ( Read more... )

I tried tackling my bike again. Just like in Calvin and Hobbes I fall off and tie it to a tree, but the vicious $5 fucker won't take any of the direction that I give ( Read more... )

I got called in for Jury Duty a while back and managed to postpone it till tomorrow where I'll drive to motherfuckingKent and tell some guy my dad is a lawyer and hopefully not get picked and sign away the rest of my time to do nothing, which I am really enjoying ( Read more... )

I gave a speech on Friday advocating gay marriage. I swore a fair amount. Apparently on the first, "fuck" there was a mother with some kid behind me and if looks could kill I wouldn't have made it to Sasquatch on Sunday to get winded out of the final four acts. Though I regret nothing because it was incredibly cold and I had knowingly denied a ( Read more... )

More and more I have felt like reading a book lately as it is something I haven't enjoyed doing much over the years, but it would be light and portable so I could have something to do for all those times I am waiting for a bus. So far I've got that I've been meaning to read Catcher in the Rye for years, but I don't remember that one Japanese author ( Read more... )

I had a dream maybe a month or so ago that ripped off the movie Xanadu. I was stranded on this alien planet where some jerk alien had outlawed all dancing because I guess it would have made him explode or mellow out. It never really was explained. I was the chosen one and I had to dance in order to save their planet. In prison it was explained that ( Read more... )

Being the retarded person that I am I bought a ticket for Saturday instead of Sunday, which is when the group of people I was going to go with is going because that's when I said it woulf happen.

Does anyone want to go on Saturday or need a Saturday ticket or want to trade a Sunday for a Saturday?

All and all a great day made possible by miss Laura Hoerner who greeted me at her door with a party popper in the neck. Honestly I couldn't have asked for anything better than dinner and a movie, but I thought I would try when Aly asked me what I was doing. Wrangling teens to do something feels like pulling teeth. I can say that now I have hit 20 ( Read more... )

I'm having a hard time with everything this quarter, but at least its the government paying instead of me.

I put in my two weeks at Starbucks. My last day is Sunday and I did not have much of a plan besides not working. I would like to call it "Living by the seat of my pants". Nevertheless I sent an email to a lady that I found while perusing the work study books at Student Employment. She sent one back and I have an interview on Wednesday ( Read more... )