Ozzy Ozbourne when I'm sick; stumbling and bumbling through the kitchten, mumbling and swearing, then yelling when I can't find the........thing I was looking for that I forgot. I've been off and on all day and yesterday, when I called in sick for work and (to my surprise) they let it fly. Probably because I actually sounded sick. From what I here ( Read more... )

My German exam ran me over like a truck; at least I think it did. Ten minutes or so after the start I hear a soft, "Fuck....." and then we all laugh because that pretty much summed it up. Although I don't think I did that badly ( Read more... )

The best advice any councilor (or student) I have talked to thus far in college has given was, "Get involvled". So far I haven't done a good job: living at home; away from the vomiting high school bunk bed that has now become a would have been ( Read more... )

I get a call, called Kahili, and it turns out I don't have a job. Next I write about it on livejournal ( Read more... )

Sitting here with my headphones on, not plugged in, while an old Asian woman asked the guy behind her for the second time today, "How do I log off?". Spreche sie deutche in about half an hour. Sure I should be studying, but after a point it's just nonsensical ( Read more... )

About the time I took my styrafoam leftovers out of the toaster oven I got tired of doing stupid things. I've said, maybe not aloud, many times that I am not a person that is funny, but rather a funny person. However there is a time that, no matter how endearing or adorable my mistakes may be, I get sick of it. Sick and tired; so I slept in. ( Read more... )

Crisis spiraling downward to what I thought was going to be some sort of a meltdown. The milk I was steaming erupted as I attempted to make some lady's icy frozen beverage. When the time came to do something: scream, trash the bar, go home, all I could say was; "My life is so silly sometimes it's ridiculous" and then the next day I discovered there ( Read more... )

I immediately take off my pants and set about making something; usually breakfast food: Basil eggs, Sometimes waffles, toast with jam, and this time potatoes. While I finished off the last off the sour cream, which incidently has nothing to do with anything, I reflected upon my day to better understand what the shit I'm so angry about. To be ( Read more... )

I went to work one nappy motherfucker. I guess the nice thing about all of it, the previous night included, is I know that people will notice if I am not feeling well. "Jay, you really looked like Hell when you came in today. No offense." "You look like Death warmed over ( Read more... )

I started my much deserved three days off by drinking an entire bottle of champaigne in the company of several already intoxicated individuals. "Damn, Jay's Helluh gangster taking pulls from the champaigne bottle" -Maggie. Honestly I had no intentions of taking it to the face, but no one else wanted any and about half way through it became my ( Read more... )