Fic: It Was a Metaphor

[med_anomaly]

Title: It Was a Metaphor

Summary: Wilson confronts House regarding his fellows and their own relationship. Post-ep. for Human Error.

Words: 1700

The key is cold and jagged. Wilson fingers it lightly, feeling the weight of it in his hands before using it to enter House’s apartment. It has been months since he last used it. The boundary of knocking had

Comments

[hawk1701]

So cute! You write such good House and Wilson, honestly! The squee factor is definitely there, and you've got both of their particular attitudes down very well.
Write more, I love it. The like the comment about the guitar "Baby steps" and how they both are still too self-conscious to say they're gay, which of course is how they would act. Brilliant job.

[med_anomaly]

Thank you. House and Wilson are by far my favorites. I'm so glad you liked it. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. It's much appreciated. :)

[arwen_kenobi]

Great post ep! You really do them both very well :)

[med_anomaly]

Thanks so much. They're such fun to write. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading and reviewing. :)

[les_mis_24601]

"...How about small steps with the guitar and big giant leaps to the bedroom?” God. That's so House. This is awsome. *Mems.*

[med_anomaly]

Thanks. That line was inspired by his "one giant ass for man kind" line to Cuddy. I'm so glad you liked it and am duly flattered by the mem. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. It is much appreciated. :)

[les_mis_24601]

No prob. What epi was the "ass" comment in?

[med_anomaly]

Half-Wit (I believe it was 3X15, but could be off on the number). It's in the scene where he visits Cuddy's House at night. :)

[ranrata]

“Well, what about you with the sneakers and the…well, you have a lot of sneakers,” Wilson said floundering for a moment before smiling and snapping his fingers, “And oh that’s right, you like to suck cock. You’re living a lie too.”

Okay, I think I died a little at this part. XD

[med_anomaly]

Haha, thanks, it was definitely fun to write. (I'm assuming you mean died a little in a good way.) Thanks for reading and reviewing. :)

[tripperfunster]

That line slayed me too! Very funny and very Wilson. Most fic writers don't give Jimmy his dues. He's every bit as sarcastic and funny as House, and as you pointed out, he's also a manipulative prick, wrapped up in a cute little package.

Nice fic!

[med_anomaly]

Thanks, I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic. Yeah, Wilson is definitely an equal party to this dynamic, and ambiguously gay (sorry, couldn't resist) duo. I don't think he'd hold House's interest nearly as well if he weren't just as funny, sarcastic and manipulative. Thanks for reading and reviewing. :)

[lilapaddy]

I am such a big gay talk!whore.
I love that aspect of their conversation.
Far too many fics ignore that SUCKING COCK = YOU GUYS ARE NOT STRAIGHT.

Great job!

[med_anomaly]

Thanks, I'm very glad you enjoyed it. I could just see House and Wilson teasing each other about this fact while they're both getting used to that very idea. Thanks for reading and reviewing. :)