( Ummm....Just ramblings about childhood. Nothing to see here. )

Ok so last night styrofoamjesus  and I went to go see The Passion (duuuhn dun duuuuuuuhhhnnn).  I was moved.  I was so moved that I am going to write Mel Gibson and demand my $1.75 back.  I was so moved that I spent the next 2 hours talking about how fucking horrible "The Passion" was.  That was the worst movie I have EVER seen in my life.  Mel Gibson, you are ( Read more... )

Imran peed his ugly flannel pants.

I bought gas station pr0n--3 for $10. And a slush puppie. I feel dirty. And fantastic.

( Cut for common courtesy. Uncouth cunts.. <3 <3 <3 <3 )

After weeks of waiting, I have finally got them in.  They are, offically, the cutest earrings EVER.  It's a little snug, but in a couple of days the hole should stretch enough to accomodate the cuteness.  Yes..that's right.  I have stretchy holes.  Now check this out...

( Revel in the pinkness! )

Right now, as I type this entry, I am watching a soft core porn based off of The Lord of the Rings.  Characters named Dildo Saggins from Throbbiton and Smirnoff (a drunken version of Gandalf).  The 3-D landscapes that are in this "film" look like something out of a N64.  This is, by far, THE best soft core porn based on an actual movie I have EVER ( Read more... )

( Reading material bitches )

( Damn, I'm so goth it hurts. *staples hand to forehead* Thanks tequila )

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