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In the grand tradition of I'm On a Boat and I'm On a Ship, I give you:
AWW SHIT, GET YOUR
SALT SHAKERS READY,
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE
HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR
BUT STAY ON YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING TOES
WE RUNNING THIS,
LET'S GO!
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
'CAUSE I'M RIDING IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT
THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER, TAKE A LOOK AT ME
STRAIGHT DRIVING IN AN IMPALA ON THE TAR BLACK ROAD
BUSTING FIFTY MILES, WIND WHIPPING IN MY HAIR
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER,
'CAUSE I'M IN AN IMPALA, YO
TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK
I'M IN AN IMPALA, BITCH
WE DRINKING WHISKEY CHAMP.
'CAUSE IT BURNS SO NICE
I GOT MY TWO-SHOT GUN
AND MY DEMON KILLING KNIFE
I'M HUNTING SHIT, YOU AT A BAR
STRAIGHT CHOPPING LEMONS, HARDEE-HAR-HAR
I'M RIDING IN A MUSTANG, DOING WHEELIES AND SHIT
THE MUSTANG'S REVVING, GETTING EVERYBODY ALL MURDEROUS
BUT THIS AIN'T HADES, THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
I'M IN AN IMPALA AND
IT'S GOING FAST AND
I GOT A SUPERNATURAL THEMED
LEATHER COAT
I'M THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL'S VESSEL
IN AN IMPALA LIKE CASTIEL
IF YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,
THEN YOU'RE SURE NOT ME - OH!
GET THE FUCK UP,
THIS IMPALA IS REAL!
FUCK HEAVEN, I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER!
FUCK HELL, I DESTROY MONSTERS, MOTHERFUCKER!
I'M IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH MY BROTHER, MOTHERFUCKER!
THIS IMPALA ENGINE MAKES NOISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
HEY MOM, HEY DAD, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW
ARMS SPREAD WIDE ON THIS SHINY HOOD
GONNA FLY THIS IMPALA TO LAWRENCE SOMEHOW
LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF, EVERYTHING IS WICKED GOOD
YEAH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE IN AN IMPALA
IT'S A LONG DUSTY LONELY ROAD
LUCIFER
LOOK AT ME, OH!
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN A BIG BAD IMPALA COMING MY WAY
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
I FUCKED A RED-HEADED ANGEL, HEY
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
'CAUSE I'M RIDING IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT
THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA
CREDITS:
Before someone flies off the handle, yes, I did get the idea from sparkly_stuff's most awesome Star Trek picspam I'm On a Ship. Haven't seen it? What the hell are you waiting for???? Go! See! I'll just wait here...
All screencaps are from marishna. Thank you.
All characters are from Eric Kripke's brain. Thanks so much, brain!
And, of course, credit to The Lonely Island for the original song. ( ^_^)／
Oh, a little disclaimer: I never said I was Eminem. Holy crap, my rhyming skillz are weak. (._.)
And, yes, Castiel is T-Pain. I thought everybody knew that already...
AWW SHIT, GET YOUR
SALT SHAKERS READY,
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE
HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR
BUT STAY ON YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING TOES
WE RUNNING THIS,
LET'S GO!
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
'CAUSE I'M RIDING IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT
THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER, TAKE A LOOK AT ME
STRAIGHT DRIVING IN AN IMPALA ON THE TAR BLACK ROAD
BUSTING FIFTY MILES, WIND WHIPPING IN MY HAIR
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER,
'CAUSE I'M IN AN IMPALA, YO
TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK
I'M IN AN IMPALA, BITCH
WE DRINKING WHISKEY CHAMP.
'CAUSE IT BURNS SO NICE
I GOT MY TWO-SHOT GUN
AND MY DEMON KILLING KNIFE
I'M HUNTING SHIT, YOU AT A BAR
STRAIGHT CHOPPING LEMONS, HARDEE-HAR-HAR
I'M RIDING IN A MUSTANG, DOING WHEELIES AND SHIT
THE MUSTANG'S REVVING, GETTING EVERYBODY ALL MURDEROUS
BUT THIS AIN'T HADES, THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
I'M IN AN IMPALA AND
IT'S GOING FAST AND
I GOT A SUPERNATURAL THEMED
LEATHER COAT
I'M THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL'S VESSEL
IN AN IMPALA LIKE CASTIEL
IF YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,
THEN YOU'RE SURE NOT ME - OH!
GET THE FUCK UP,
THIS IMPALA IS REAL!
FUCK HEAVEN, I'M IN AN IMPALA, MOTHERFUCKER!
FUCK HELL, I DESTROY MONSTERS, MOTHERFUCKER!
I'M IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH MY BROTHER, MOTHERFUCKER!
THIS IMPALA ENGINE MAKES NOISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
HEY MOM, HEY DAD, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW
ARMS SPREAD WIDE ON THIS SHINY HOOD
GONNA FLY THIS IMPALA TO LAWRENCE SOMEHOW
LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF, EVERYTHING IS WICKED GOOD
YEAH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE IN AN IMPALA
IT'S A LONG DUSTY LONELY ROAD
LUCIFER
LOOK AT ME, OH!
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN A BIG BAD IMPALA COMING MY WAY
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
I FUCKED A RED-HEADED ANGEL, HEY
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
'CAUSE I'M RIDING IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
I'M IN AN IMPALA
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT
THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA
CREDITS:
Before someone flies off the handle, yes, I did get the idea from sparkly_stuff's most awesome Star Trek picspam I'm On a Ship. Haven't seen it? What the hell are you waiting for???? Go! See! I'll just wait here...
All screencaps are from marishna. Thank you.
All characters are from Eric Kripke's brain. Thanks so much, brain!
And, of course, credit to The Lonely Island for the original song. ( ^_^)／
Oh, a little disclaimer: I never said I was Eminem. Holy crap, my rhyming skillz are weak. (._.)
And, yes, Castiel is T-Pain. I thought everybody knew that already...