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I did not make this, but I want to give a standing O to whoever did.

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I AM CRYING.

MOM: So the, what's it called? Turtle? No, tortoise. The tortoise floats around space?

ME: What? What are you talking about?

MOM: This tortoise. It floats in space?

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It's been exactly 1 year and 1 month since my last proper public post, which is probably far more heartbreaking to me than to anyone else, but as I ~reboot~ this LJ I should probably offer up some kind of explanation as to my disappearance into the abyss. If you know me IRL or follow me on the twittahs, you've probably been aware of what's been ( Read more... )

HAY LJ PEEPS

DIDJA MISS ME?


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Here is a convo I just had with my mom via text message. She's at her favorite bar, this little hole in the wall place in midtown where she's friendly with the owners/staff:

MOM: Ok, so some punk rocker walked in and everyone is going nuts. Have no clue who he is, something daddy? All in gold and tacky ( Read more... )

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During tonight's Big Bang Theory, creator/producer Bill Prady was tweeting live during the show and he answered my lil' question.


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