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IT IS VALENTINE'S DAY.
ARE YOU, LIKE ME, SINGLE YET AGAIN ON THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASION OF ANNUAL RECOGNITION OF ONE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER THROUGH THE EXCHANGING OF MASS-PRODUCED GREETING CARDS, DAIRY CONFECTIONS AND MASS-MARKET JEWELRY, AND WISHING YOU TOO COULD PARTAKE IN THIS RED AND PINK GLITTER FESTOONED SOCIAL CONVENTION? WELL IF YOU WERE NOT YET AWARE, THE MEDIA HAS ( Read more... ) -
SRS BSNS.
First, I want to say THANK YOU to everyone who commented on my last post--I haven't finished replying to everyone but all your comments and ideas made me feel better (and by "feel better" I mean "stop hyperventilating for 10 minutes ( Read more... ) -
if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere; if you can't make it here...you're fucked.
So, I have now officially reached that point. I can no longer afford to pay my bills. I should be able to scrape up just enough for rent/utilities for Feb, but after that I've got nothing. I seriously have no idea what to do ( Read more... ) -
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So I'm browsing through the shows saved on my DVR (I've been recording all the late-night Trek reruns :3) and the display likes to cut off the descriptions of the episodes.
This made me LOL for 5 minutes straight:
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HOW TO KEEP A BLONDE OCCUPIED: TURN OVER. HOW TO KEEP A BLONDE OCCUPIED: TURN OVER.
So I got home this afternoon and there were a bunch more holiday cards in my mailbox 8D
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set coordinates to offend.
LOL SO SHIT JUST GOT REAL OVER AT ONTD_STARTREK. The post has been deleted, but I still have it open in tabs. For posterity, ( here's what happened: ) -
MERRY HAPPY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
unless you don't do Christmas in which case HAPPY DECEMBER 25TH SORRY YOU DON'T GET MAIL TODAY.
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IT MUST BE 3 AM
I'M WATCHING TV AND THIS COMMERCIAL JUST CAME ON AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT
SIR, YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF ANGER IN REGARDS TO "TINY HOT DOGS." I THINK 16 INCHES IS OVERCOMPENSATING A BIT MUCH. BESIDES EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE HOT DOG THAT MATTERS, IT'S HOW YOU SERVE THEM. I AM AT LEAST RELIEVED TO SEE YOU ARE ( Read more... ) -
Star Trek/Mad Men crossover
You know what I've been missing from my Sunday nights? Mad Men. Why are their seasons so short ( Read more... )
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